Rob Kutner

I’m old enough to remember when Trump insisted Harris would take away our hamburgers.
(And possibly even our “hamberders!”)

Me with “Love on the spectrum” star Dani Bowman

When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩

I see that and raise you San Diego Comic Con: “Hawkman unable to extricate himself from a men’s room stall.”

LA COMIC-CONNERS: Come on down to see @jordanmorris.bsky.social and me at Artists’ Alley, Table J07 - TODAY ONLY!

TO BE FAIR: My pediatrician is constantly giving recommendations on how to end the Russia-Ukraine war and fix the economy.

Coming to LA Comic-Con this Sunday? Stop by and say howdy!

Remember all those voters who turned out in droves to end the era of reasonably-priced bathroom mirrors.

You’re not the first to find Jake Sully forgettable.

you guys, what if he’s calling all the generals to Washington to once and for all take down the Globetrotters?

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We knew this was the shakedown the moment he announced them: tariffs as loyalty sculptors.

lol I say this almost as often as I correct people that at Jonestown they ackshually drank the FLAVOR-ADE.
I’m fun!

That would track, but do you have any backup for that specifically?

Worked for Conan and with Colbert at TDS: can confirm

BLUESKY NEWS-DIGGERS: What’s Trump’s past beef with someone at Tylenol? This is all too weirdly specific to not be one of his grudge.

Kimmel comes back swinging.
Richter advances on DWTS.

It’s a good night for late night.

RIGGED!

As a kid of the 80s, I’m intrigued to see Tylenol about to WIN a lawsuit!

Me holding a copy of John Fugelsang’s new book “Separation of Church and Hate.”

My Rosh Hashanah reading just arrived.

Cartoon showing a child in a synagogue, wearing a Jewish prayer shawl, in the style of a bar mitzvah speech, and declaring “Today I am self-aware”

Rejected New Yorker cartoon by Jose Arroyo and me. Shana Tovah!

Is your kid (or you) looking for a middle-grade sci fi comedy adventure to read? Look no further! @jeremydauber.bsky.social ‘s latest “PRESS 1 FOR INVASION”
is a delightful, unpredictable romp through terrifying things like alien invasions and school cafeterias.
Snap it up with your eye-tentacles!

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

NYers: Come see the funniest comics skewer one of the most iconic movies ever. Plus a surprise appearance from a REAL CAST MEMBER! Friday! www.caveat.nyc/events/the-n...

Come on down and see me, fellow nerds!

Spirit Halloween popup store

Ah that unmistakable annual sign… that I live in an economically depressed neighborhood.

Comic book panel showing cavemen fighting monsters on a paved road labeled “Ventura Freeway

While Jack Kirby’s best known for his fantastical creations, I prefer his works of stark realism:

At this point, the “2pm announcement” could just as easily be:
- Stepping down for health
- Abolishing the Post Office
- We’re bombing Legoland
- No more Ranch Dressing, gays!

Headline reads “Conan O Brien to play potty training toy in Toy Story 5”

And today’s award for “Most Crushingly Anticlimactic Headline” goes to…