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@therafischwartz.bsky.social

Co-owner: Discourse Blog. "One blogger" - The New York Times. Found at various points of time in: Rolling Stone, Mic, GOOD, Heeb. Splinter was a good website. I'll have the soup. www.discourseblog.com

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Border Patrol may be tracking drivers with secret cameras The cameras are reportedly hidden in objects like traffic safety cones

It appears Border Patrol may be surveilling cars at a pretty significant rate πŸ‘€ theweek.com/tech/border-...

24.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star Wars porn parodies, ranked.

24.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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good golly

24.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The clone wars movie with a baby hutt?

24.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of an hourly rate, there should be a fixed pool of money available for police overtime, and the same pool of money is used to pay misconduct settlements

24.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ivan ooze [explicit]

24.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suffice it to say, semi-naked locker-room russian chess can get *intense* and *intimidating* when you're a grade schooler trying to put your pants back on, one bench over. But, that's how we grow!

24.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way i got real comfortable real quick with old russian men playing loud, aggressive chess in their towels (ish...) at the J before swimming lessons

24.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon shouting "more vulgar!" as grok teaches him where babies come from

24.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brick entrance gate to a university campus, with people walking inside on a sunny autumn day. On the pavement in front of the gate, a message is written in large yellow chalk letters that reads, β€œNick Fuentes is right about Israel.” Fallen leaves are scattered across the ground.

A brick entrance gate to a university campus, with people walking inside on a sunny autumn day. On the pavement in front of the gate, a message is written in large yellow chalk letters that reads, β€œNick Fuentes is right about Israel.” Fallen leaves are scattered across the ground.

Spotted at Harvard today. Not great at all at how this nazi is being mainstreamed and normalized. This shit is absolutely not welcomed here. Used water from my water bottle to erase part of it.

24.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment 
Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

24.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2183    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 118

Absolutely, no question.

24.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have trained my kids to yell "he is calling you DUDE!" at the appropriate moment on our commute.

24.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While i'm surrounded by stick-shifts and safety belts, even

24.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're wondering what band is best to play drums on a steering wheel to: it's Cake. It's absolutely Cake.

24.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in β€˜My Own Private Idaho,’ β€˜Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81 Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.

Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.

variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Being a racist seems bad for business

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Ambassador Mike Huckabee &
@GovMikeHuckabee
Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!

Ambassador Mike Huckabee & @GovMikeHuckabee Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!

I also can no longer think about corn cobs without being haunted by this from Mike Huckabee during the COVID toilet paper shortage

23.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Idk if it was surprise, per se, but I definitely had a β€œwait, what?”
moment

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Saw an β€œeyedea is alive” bumper sticker out in the wild.

23.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œuntil”?

23.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can hear this picture and now so can you

23.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[eddie vedder mumbling incoherently, but…whats this? joke’s on you! it’s actually adam sandler doing his *impression* of eddie vedder mumbling incoherently]

23.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Full color illustration of Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene, and Louise all inside the restaurant with The Thing aka Ben Grimm sitting down for a burger and giving Bob a big ok sign. Teddy is outside looking in utter amazement.

Full color illustration of Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene, and Louise all inside the restaurant with The Thing aka Ben Grimm sitting down for a burger and giving Bob a big ok sign. Teddy is outside looking in utter amazement.

Bob's Burgers with a Fantastic guest. Commission by @neilaglet.bsky.social.
#comics #art #animation

22.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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[eddie vedder mumbling incoherently, but…whats this? joke’s on you! it’s actually adam sandler doing his *impression* of eddie vedder mumbling incoherently]

23.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

y’know what. Asked and answered.

23.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but… where do the bullets come out from?

23.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a question about this chainsaw-uzi.

23.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean, c’mon.

23.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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