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Jimmy Fallon Is the ChatGPT of Talk Show Hosts He's not just an obsequious kiss-ass. He's actively making the world worse than it already is.

Sam Altman is a ghoulish villain, sure, but let's not discount Fallon as the real stinker of the pair.

"go make a hill in the yard"

Laughing to myself as I imagine a "conservatives are the *real* punks" cover version of Thunder kiss '65

working myself up into a froth-mouthed fury over having this blizzard on a goddamed tuesday

Sure, but am i gonna wake up at 6 am to beat the line? (maybe, but keys is right there too)

There's one in the village now

what the fuck could be so broken in a person's brain that they'd feel compelled to create "wizz, the 'tinder for kids' app"?

Read that headline out loud. Let the words actually hit your ear drums. Do you feel stupider yet?

gonna be thinking about this hed when i ask my neighbor to run me over with his snowblower over and over until I am scattered across the entirety of my front yard.

Susan Tincher was just released at the St. Paul Fort Snelling ICE facilities, per her husband Jim.

single digit: write it
double digits: draw it

BREAKING: Northsider Susan Tincher was taken away by what her husband assumes were ICE agents this morning at 21st Street and Oliver Avenue North around 6 a.m.

“No idea where she is,” Jim Tincher, Susan’s husband, shared with North News Tuesday morning. “This is just ridiculous.”

More here:

Fun fact: bananas today are far less slippery owing to the original export cultivar ('Gros Michel') being almost entirely replaced by the modern cultivar, Cavendish. That's why banana skin slips have largely vanished from contemporary comedy discourse.

Dozens of vultures dropped dead on a building full of kids but i'm choosing to think it's fine and nothing to worry about

boooy was i not expecting to see that logo today

I think straightforward video clipping is a useful and worthwhile service! But quoting a CNN broadcast of a Politico interview that is, itself, posted online, i, uh… idunno man. What’re we even doing here at this point, y’know?

Anyway, i hope a roving pack of furious mothers catches the beep-boop guy and tears him into small, soggy pieces.

Not the point, but this exchange really clarified something about Fallon for me:

He *is* the ChatGPT of late night hosts: someone who sees other (ostensibly talented or interesting?) people, and tries to mimic their shtick back at them, only it's always noticeably worse and off-putting.

Two screenshot of Divine being interviewed for TV. Divine is a big drag queen in a red dress wearing elaborate makeup. Interviewer: "Can you give us some of your political beliefs?" Divine: "Kill everyone now."

Pink Flamingos (1972)

Unless you're the state of Minnesota

grain belt beer neon sign, hennepin bridge and snowplow pickup at night

#RealMPLS

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

I think there’s enough in that world to handle another installment (and then some) but, yeah, I hear you about the fatigue. I’m also a very filthy casual gamer, so my standards are pretty low all things being equal

My *guess* is it, coupled with the reveal after that, is supposed to set up a third one.

Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.

you gotta picture it like an old loony toons pie sitting on a windowsill, the steam making a "come here" finger curl while a cat floats toward it on tippy toes not quite touching the ground... only, the exact opposite of that.

Imagine the odor wafting down the concourse, mingling with the scent of Cinnabon and Panda Express across from your gate.

This peckerhead wants travelers to work up some swamp ass in their brooks brother’s suits before taking a cross country flight.