Isaac! 🦨

Happy Valentines to these two specifically.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

None of the kids at my school support ICE. Not one that I know of. At my old school though, practically everyone was Pro-ICE, racist, homophobic, and overall rude.

God I’m happy I’m out of that place.

This one is kinda wishful thinking because I’m unemployed but hopefully in a few weeks this’ll be me

“Paper or plastic?”

I’m probably not going to go see it. I didn’t even go out to see Zootopia 2.

But tell me if it’s any good. You might change my mind

A photo of the ZeroWriter Ink saved from yankodesign.com

@caudlewag.bsky.social
I know you’re probably really used to your current setup, but the Zerowriter Ink is so you it’s crazy.

Nothing wrong with wearing a collar, Caudle!

Why don’t you try one on~?

My phone doesn’t recognize my face when I smile. I don’t know if it’s like that for everybody or if I just have a weird smile :/.

Nah. To me it felt like it zoomed by. I’m younger than you though so maybe we perceive time differently.

Still not sure how book displays do that.

Must not’ve been thought at my school idk.

>proceed to shit

Yes

Skunk contract!
(Not real, obviously. Just something I made.)

The tail is double use!
How innovative!

Well, it’s not a novel. But it is definitely long.

A small novel written entirely in BlueSky describing the temporary malfunction of your monitor.

…

Not necessarily against it.

Sounds… familiar

Oh THIS'LL be hilarious

AHAH I'm known for much, but I don't think my STORIES are very popular, so pulling random lines from them'll be fun...

1 like = 1 random line from one of my works, in progress or published.

Follow up

Sure… eventually… after a LOT of tomato juice.

Asking my friends some hard hitting questions.

Madvillany is a masterpiece.
Art by www.etsy.com/shop/Chumimi Chumimi.

I’m sorry

“Delicious berry Larry feminine bananza”

Meanwhile products branded for men are just “red dye 40: energy.”

:)

Well, the “I have… sisters.” moment leads me to be frankly afraid of your poker butt.

CW: Gas

Isaac Diaz Skunk gas

Pheeew, okay it wasn't just teasing >//>

Little picture I drew for @isaacdiazz.bsky.social

CW: Skunk Spray

Isaac Diaz Skunk spraying

Pheeew, okay it wasn't just teasing >//>

Little picture I drew for @isaacdiazz.bsky.social

Teasing Isaac Diaz Skunk

Skunks can be such teases. They just know they have one of natures most fierce "weapon" equipped XD

Picture I drew for @isaacdiazz.bsky.social

Joke’s overdone but I had to say it :P