Left of the Aisle

True. Plus, he might have ICE deport them off the plane.

I wish someone would say back to him, "You're certainly no one to be talking about anyone's weight. Isn't it time for a diaper change?"

#PedoTrump
#PedoMAGA

These are children. They raped children. They trafficked children. Where are all the MAGA Q nuts who ran around with the express purpose of "Protecting the Children" now? Their cult leader tells them to look the other way and they capitulate.

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If you have to explain the joke, Donny, it wasn't a good joke.

He needs a Superlative suppressant.

Can we get a welfare check on Karoline? She appears to have Stockholm syndrome.
She looks at the Orange Monster like he's god descended from on high - which is, I'm sure, a big part of the job.

Incredible commitment to being the most disgusting people on the planet.

If Biden, Kamala or any Democrat was caught using sex workers to trap their enemies

I’m sure the media would be in a frenzy..?

#Epstein

"Knew of?"
I've always assumed it was "participated in."

Clark: So what are we doing here today? You have already voted to dismantle medicaid, the largest health care program in America. A program that covers 40% of all births in this country. 40% of children in this country. 40% of disabled people in this country.

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Happy Tufnel Equinox for those Druids who celebrate.
#SpinalTap
#Eleven

@actualrobreiner.bsky.social

Trump, we thought long and hard about this one. Your MAGA-Nazi-Epstein name is: Shitpants.

Queen Ghislaine even has a puppy at Club Fed. This is how convicted sex traffickers are coddled by the Trump admin. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/d...

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No Touching!

Darby Doo!

Never forget

I do the "ring it and bag it as you shop" at Stop & Shop around Boston so I waste zero time AND can bag it correctly. As The Fine Young Cannibals once said, (Separate) The Raw & the Cooked.
I feel bad that I am taking a job away from somebody but I'm so damn efficient at it that I'm addicted.

What? A Kerkhoff!

I am sooo conscious of cart placement in a busy aisle. My wife thinks I'm a loon when I reposition our cart to not be "that shopper."
In addition to senior shopping hours, there should be "Hypervigilant, Type-A" shopping hours.
In 7 years they can combine the two because I'll be 65.

Yes! Especially if they are talking on speaker phone. I abhor people that do this anywhere. I had it happen once and with her standing right next to me I asked an employee if they sold headphones so people didn't have to have conversations out loud, on their phone.
Of course, Karen didn't get it.

This is very helpful and a bit startling.

Marie Orangtoinette:
Let them eat gas!

Orangina! Somehow I've never read that one before. I love it.
I assume the end is pronounced like he says China.

Many people are saying, "I'll just take my daddy's money and throw it away. Then I'll con the rubes into believing I'm good at business (with the help of NBC and Mark Burnett), become Precedent, and never work again!"

I'm not as good at memes as others but I think this should be the new "guy looks at other woman while walking with girlfriend."

If deliberations drag on:
Turkey Juror Hamming Up Decision; Verdict Delayed

This must be why that Nigerian prince wants me to wire him my life savings.