@hxvalley.bsky.social
Thank you for calling Central Services.
"The salesman brings in a contract for 1,000 bidets for £19 each and Mr Boggs describes that as '100% profit' which suggests a base cost of £9.50, or £9 10 shillings in the old money."
06.03.2024 20:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Teams call at work earlier and someone mentioned a sequence of work as 'Phase 1 to Phase 4'. I asked 'will there be beer and sandwiches?'
Nothing.
"Accidentally"
15.02.2024 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
09.02.2024 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Listened to this yesterday (having not read the book or seen any film versions) it's really good and spookily prescient. Oh and still funny.
05.02.2024 12:25 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
On my way to Bluesky to post something important.
05.02.2024 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"All this aggro for one poxy grand?"
05.02.2024 20:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Blimey, didn't see that one coming.
30.01.2024 11:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jim Prior there, aged 47.
30.01.2024 11:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You are outside of the requisite council ward, Reeves, so your opinions are moot."
27.01.2024 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don't have nightmares.
27.01.2024 23:14 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Several pounds' worth of ATV's special effects budget at work there.
27.01.2024 23:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's doing criminally bad numbers of which I've already asked others to take note.
23.01.2024 17:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thought you'd appreciate this one @michaelglasper.bsky.social
23.01.2024 17:39 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@oddthisday.bsky.social
Roses are Red,
TV's globetrotting journalist used to be Alan Whicker
Where are the Nicholas Fairbairns? The Rhodes Boysons?
17.01.2024 21:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lee Anderson has resigned to spend more time telling you that you can do his once you've finished doing yours.
16.01.2024 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lee Anderson has resigned to spend more time observing that you never see them using them big bogs and anyway why do they need all those bars and all that space?
16.01.2024 19:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lee Anderson's 'I suppose you could call me a bit of a black sheep, oh you can't say that anymore, can you?'
16.01.2024 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This country took a wrong turn when landline telephones disappeared from the presenter's desk.
11.01.2024 18:35 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2
04.01.2024 13:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy New Year! I hope you have a great 2024 xxx
31.12.2023 20:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really? Brilliant, thank you!
28.12.2023 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trevor's oppo at the hospital, the one with the apartment, had his number.
26.12.2023 18:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I say! This would also be a brilliant Christmas gift...a framed copy of a vintage Radio Times. I love it.
26.12.2023 09:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Get that foul spirit out."
26.12.2023 09:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'Frosty the Pervert' in case you were wondering.
25.12.2023 10:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Merry Christmas and the loveliest day to you and yours xxx
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