MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
25.03.2024 17:57 — 👍 5159 🔁 1169 💬 40 📌 59
FAO; Vladimir Putin
23.03.2024 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I see what you did there...
11.01.2024 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away
10.09.2023 21:59 — 👍 2276 🔁 617 💬 22 📌 7
Children's entertainer Jeremy Lion (Justin Edwards)and his really funny 12 days of Christmas. Not suitable for children.
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
It is the Second Sunday in Advent, the time when traditionally we pay our respects to this holy relic...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
10.12.2023 09:10 — 👍 59 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 4
🎵
Hey, I just bit you
and I have rabies
So see a doctor
you might have rabies
02.11.2023 21:14 — 👍 314 🔁 56 💬 6 📌 4
Inside you there are two wolves.
Now more wolves.
They're changing the behaviour of the deer.
The willows are growing back among the river.
The beavers are making dams.
Inside you there are more beavers than you could have ever expected.
24.10.2023 08:27 — 👍 1381 🔁 472 💬 15 📌 20
Banging clipboard: CRAB! CRAB! CRAB!
11.10.2023 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm a bitch
I'm a patient
And my doctor
Is adjacent
I'm a very famous clown
I'm feeling really down
05.10.2023 19:01 — 👍 136 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 1
Peas in our time?
29.09.2023 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
29.09.2023 15:03 — 👍 6139 🔁 1641 💬 88 📌 184
Die Hard
27.09.2023 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
19.09.2023 19:55 — 👍 144 🔁 53 💬 4 📌 3
🎵 Weeeell..... take me down ti Linoleum City
Where the floors are smooth and incredibly slippy 🎶
19.09.2023 18:12 — 👍 35 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1
Huge news if true
19.09.2023 12:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Recently released from prison for beating up someone I met online. Drop by and say hi!
Fuck off anyone who puts 'all views are my own' here.
I am given to understand that "It's a Poppin' Time".
New book The Place of Tides (Allen Lane) now in all good bookshops
Jumping aboard the lifeboat.
Author of THE NOTWITCHES and THE NOTWITCHES: PRISON BREAK. All the links for ordering can be found at garypanton.co.uk/books/
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The artist formerly known as @clevertitletk. Journalist turned genealogical sleuth.
Created #resistancegenealogy; co-founded the Holocaust Reunion Project. Lover of receipts. Recovering Long Islander.
"The genealogy burn is one of the rarest of them all."
Being the adventures of a young cat whose principal interests are naps, washbaskets, and skritches. When born, I looked like a cow but was the size of a mouse. (She/her)
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It's me @cubewatermelon, and these are my cat children and fosters! I'm trying!!!
Comedy, politics, poker and popular culture more generally. Also tech given my day job involving 1s and 0s.
Head of RS, NATRE Executive and RE Hubs leader for West Midlands. Interested in teaching and learning.
”The best thing on Twitter, end of”
Former Hostess dinner trolley owner. When all of this inevitably collapses you can find me on twitter.
Yes, yes, I know, amusing/informative description goes here, I'll get round to it at some point.
#PostSlopGetABlock
Open Government campaigner/Cold War researcher - Bugs 'n Bunkers
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I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
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Artist, model, photographer, intellectual (non-practicing).
