Pip Kazan

The great thing about the English Civil War is that virtually everyone involved was a ghastly little shit.

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

Was it a pizza with Haribo on a bread crust, or just a big puddle of melted Haribo? Because the latter is my daughter’s speciality*

*made once but never forgotten

Berberis?

It might be worth the expense to send some of these berks back to Plymouth in the 1980s, and invite them to mouth off to any random casual in a pink Lacoste polo shirt.

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Eezer Goode
‘E’s Ebeneezer Goode

Tweet saying “Ben Zeisloft @BenZeisloft Various transgenders, sodomites, apostates, and critical theorists.”

Roses are red,
And so are my dearests.
They’re

Still with this bullshit...

You. Are. Lost.

"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?"

"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."

Mrs K and I liked Belgo so much, we named our first dog (Bouvier des Flandres) after it.

Remembering that time the late Queen set off from the Shire to take a ring to Mordor.

Take it from one who has: no.

Thanks for the heads up. I don’t think I could tolerate another hour of that glumfest. Power to the pod people.

Church’s is owned by Prada and these look very Prada-ish. For some reason Prada shoes are a bit cheaper than Church’s on Vinted so maybe worth a look?

The DJ priest is real. Padre Guilherme, master of the ecclesiastical drop. I could be tempted away from Buddhism.

If Padre Guilherme had played a set at, say, City of Angels in 1989, I’d probably be a cardinal by now.

Seeing as it directly uses the imagery previously used in the pursuit of a genocide that killed 6 million people, you tell us.

"Still life Reslicitando" by Remedios Varo features a surreal composition where fruits and dishes appear to orbit a centrally placed lit candle, creating a scene that defies gravity. The rich textures and mystical atmosphere are characteristic of Varo's unique blend of magic realism and imaginative storytelling in art.

Still life Reslicitando
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I can’t stand Starmer and I didn’t vote for him, but if you think the only alternative to canonising Corbyn is going all in with Blue Labour, I think you’re in for long-term disappointment with the entire concept of democracy.

an anime high school girl crying captioned "yeah i may be RACIST but you were MEAN and that's worse"

average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:

The fact that the British left couldn’t come up with anyone better than Corbyn is nothing short of tragic. And in case you think I’m a *sensible,* I would have voted for John McDonnell.

“Political force” ? Mega lol.

I highly recommend Georgian food. It’s delicious, and the flavours are interesting and unique. Some of the ingredients are a bit tricky but you can find them online.

Derringers designed to shoot people under the table, particularly if you’re playing cards and they’ve caught you cheating.

IOW the perfect Trump gun.

Writing an essay on murals and public art; so many pieces of work commissioned for the Festival of Britain in 1951 were destroyed when it closed. Edward Bawden's colossal 'Country Life' (47 feet by 36 feet) depicting scenes from national life is officially 'lost.'

Adjacent to this, I highly recommend Ray Nayler’s novel ‘The Mountain In The Sea’.

We are in a cold war with the United States of America