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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE

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I hate how we all just translate this from Trump Dementia Speech in our minds now. How did we get here, again? I can't believe we got here because Biden mixed up Mexico and Egypt once in a press conference, and this is the result.

08.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is he ever happy with anything?

08.10.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So you see why this is a bad idea

08.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been using Contrapoints' streams as my support blanket.

08.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easy to lose weight, just don't eat anything and walk 30,000 steps (15 miles/24km) a day.

07.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they do hair tests for a minor hand wound? If it's just pee you should be fine. Everyone I know doesn't get tested for just a minor cut, but then again, small businesses. I understand the fear

07.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liquid bandage is different from skin glue, liquid bandage covers, skin glue binds together. Also, just saying if it happened at work, worker's comp should be able to patch you up too

07.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're not allowed to take Dolly, she's only 79, and not now of all times

07.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I ain't the only one it seems. Skin glue btw, it can help

07.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No lol

07.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, man, I just don't know.

04.10.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All it did is make me ridiculously tired.

04.10.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not Thatcher. Le Pen

04.10.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, she is a war crimes denier and everything

04.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even more xenophobic Margret Thatcher?

04.10.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I ALREADY DO THAT

04.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

03.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26066    πŸ” 6635    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 155

What's she from?

04.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's nice there's no verb for my kind. Like you have Lapp, but that's just a ethnic slur, not like gyped or "Jew them down" or something.

04.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes you sound like an old man lol

04.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anime maid thing at this Mexican bar. I don't get it

04.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's always some nebulous "other" poor person living high on the hog. "Trump was supposed to take *their* healthcare, not mine!"

04.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wedged in there real good. Tough to get the door open

03.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On an October day where it hits 90 in the Denver Metro.

03.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Path - JOYRUNNER

03.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're already falling for it on hellsite.

03.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The point is not that ONCE YOU KNOW IT'S FAKE that you can spot "tells." The point is, that like the baby condor being fed by a puppet hand, you wont know it's fake to look for the tells!

03.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is dead again. (Sad)

03.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when Fall existed

03.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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