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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE

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@roguishhh.bsky.social agrees with us @shogun-hikari.bsky.social

08.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know! This is crazy

08.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the hell do you people handle humidity?

08.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any consolation this is a pretty socially awkward group!

08.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nashville, I touch your fetid soil for this brief time. May the rituals hold, bind fast the taint, and protect my sanctity until my mission is finished.

07.08.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, a mold #48, your kind are known for their thoughtfulness.

07.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND I'm surrounded by KLOVE worshippers. Fuck me

07.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, I'm squeezed next to a massive mountain pretending to be human.

07.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry big accounts.

07.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have more than 1k followers, you're a public figure, and thus, I'm not talking to you. You're just a discourse post I can quote like you aren't a person.

07.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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07.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you serious there's video?!

07.08.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't care how dorky it looks

07.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In 4 years we will need you more than ever. We will have so much time to make up for.

07.08.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

" I WAS IN THE PEPSI!"

07.08.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How exactly is Trump supposed to benefit ANY of the losers?

06.08.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol. So unserious.

06.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have renamed the manager chat based on my joke today about the family problems I handle making me the eldest daughter, not the eldest son.

06.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free markets

06.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something Stalin

06.08.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot believe this. I literally cannot believe this. Did my family spit in the wrong graveyard? My aunt has Merkel cell carcinoma, a very rare, very aggressive, very lethal skin cancer. Fine, universe, just take away everyone in my life, sure. Fuck you.

06.08.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just give it to me end me now

06.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is part of his "cost of living isn't real" thing he does every few months

06.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a glass that looks like a ghost with three eyes . ALT: a person is holding a glass that looks like a ghost with three eyes .
06.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not understand this piece. Religious offering or object of sexual gratification

06.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How delightfully twee. No "Trump's scattered schedule and confused reply to spending a working day strolling the White House leaves us with deep questions." Oh that silly Trump!

05.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing is this will be so imperceptible, much like all the other science funding loss, we will only have a vague sense of medicine not having advanced as far and fast as we thought in 15 years. You can't prove a negative and the frog won't notice the water temperature. It's horrific.

05.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Under this assumption it's justified for computers to cost $20,000 because the computers are 20x more powerful, you should expect to pay 20x more for it. They are trying this argument with GPUs and nobody is buying that shit.

05.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It was 1:1 with the dollar when I was 18. I'm so old😭

05.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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