@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE
Yes I have separate line items for healthy cereal and sugary junk food cereal
16.02.2026 01:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, THOSE boobs
14.02.2026 05:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are those related?
14.02.2026 05:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Second blooming
12.02.2026 17:03 β π 50 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1The dairy lobby is so powerful.
11.02.2026 20:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean this kind of guy does
11.02.2026 05:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom says it is going to be an apocalyptic disaster. Drives 1.0 was rolled out over 6 months with multiple subject matter expert trainings and select office deployments. Drives 2? Just dumping it out there next Tuesday.
11.02.2026 05:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0My prosopagnosia is triggered here, hard.
09.02.2026 22:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you to the amazing @neonrot.bsky.social not only for creating an amazing game but also working with me to purchase the boxset correctly!!
08.02.2026 23:46 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It's beautiful. I couldn't make this if I tried.
08.02.2026 00:14 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And Alexander wept, for he had no more newspapers to destroy
07.02.2026 22:44 β π 265 π 15 π¬ 0 π 0Of course. He rules over the pizza through the practice of tricknology, just like the white race.
07.02.2026 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to buy this immediately.
07.02.2026 22:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A hand of very modified cards
The very big messy chaotic board state. Cards everywhere
My trophy. A king I buffed and then later reduced to a 9 just so I could destroy it. Good times π
Played @neonrot.bsky.socialβs Fukuzatsu today. Itβs beautiful chaos π₯²
07.02.2026 18:54 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1God I love these
07.02.2026 21:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These people are just scrolling through feeds looking for anything not woke enough
07.02.2026 21:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I don't so much take pleasure in them as they make hydration less bad.
07.02.2026 06:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am constantly asked, "Brendon, do you enjoy anything?" So, I get it.
07.02.2026 06:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You are an anhedonia lay-about
07.02.2026 06:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I will never forgive you for this
07.02.2026 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tomorrow's goals
1. Print and laminate Know Your Rights pamphlets to hand out at my uni and part-time job
2. Watch ICE observer training video's
3. Talk to NDSU's 3D printer people about printing open-source whistles designed for legal observers of DHS agents
David Duke would be Democrat today.
Jefferson Davis would be a DEI shitlib today.
Marget Thatcher would be a wine mom today.
To what degree distinguishing attraction to children in various states of development is useful in sexology, they should have classified it as 'pedophilia type A', 'pedophilia type B', etc, instead of giving the job to Ray Blanchard
04.02.2026 17:31 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I am! It was Sunday through Thursday of last week. Literally the 3rd worst week of the last 1.5 years. But it's over. And I'm just a whiny baby, I'm already feeling much better.
04.02.2026 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps flying to Florida and shaking hands with 55 doctors from around the country wasn't amazing. The stress from that work trip has left me sick. I never get sick. That tells you how stressful I found it.
03.02.2026 20:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0