Kenzie Rowland

Hope, is that you?

Hey. Life is really, really scary right now.

I know it doesn’t help much, but I want you to know that I love you and someone out there (me) really believes you deserve to live a life that feels good and supportive and safe.

I hope you find the courage the shine bright despite it all. I love you.

“Do you have any hobbies?”

Yes, staring off into space and picking at my thumb.

Morning me: I will *not* numb out on my phone today. I will run errands, I will clean, I will do my laundry. I can do it!

Midnight me: *eyes burning from extreme eye strain still in this mornings pajamas* fuck.

Guys, don’t shoot the messenger…. But I can’t help but notice she announced her engagement on the day PSLs came back.

That bitch is our fall diva.

I’m sorry but I have to call out of work today. Taylor Swift just announced her engagement and dropped photos to match and I am gonna be unresponsive for the foreseeable future.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Hearing folks ask whether Trump will go after Atlanta. If Trump thinks he can take over Atlanta, he should scroll through ATL Scoop’s IG stories first

Do doctors actually aide in living a longer life or do they just wreak so much havoc on you from medical negligence and gaslighting that it just feels like you’re living longer?
Asking for a friend.

I bought fall scented hand soaps and life is worth living again.

I was today years old when I realized Laura Loomer was younger than me.

I guess all that hate and bigotry really ages you.

PTOCD: You know what?

Me: No…

PTOCD: We are feeling a little weird…

Me: Don’t you do it—

PTOCD: I think it’s safe to say that this completely normal body ache—

Me: Don’t. Say it.

PTOCD: Itdefinitelymeanswearegonna dieandwebetterstayupallnightlongtomonitoreveryfeelingtopreventsuddendeath.

The thing about me is, I don’t wanna.

Pretending the dripping water off of my dirty dishes in the sink is a spa waterfall.

Doctors: gaslight, don’t listen, throw medication without care, tell you it’s all in your head.

Also doctors: why doesn’t anyone trust us anymore and gets medical advice from the internet??

#stephencolbert

Idk about you guys, but a 2012 mall date with my bestie and frappuccino would fix a lot.

Just a reminder:

If you can watch what ICE is doing and it doesn’t absolutely rattle you to your core… you’re on the very wrong side of history.

Elon pretending he isn’t also the problem.

I did it.

I’m tired, I’m sweaty, my back hurts, I need a snack.

But my toenails are officially painted.

The feminine urge to say up late and reorganize your Pinterest board.

Y’all ever fall down a rabbit hole of your own social media and be like…damn this account is like low key underrated.

I like the new Pope already.

On this day, 73 years ago, one of the first iconic moments in TV history took place.

Lucy Does A Commercial

68% of all US television sets tuned in.

Lucy is actually drinking apple pectin here.

Idk any other words for what’s happening other than evil.

This is pure evil what is being done.

It makes me genuinely sick to grasp that I know people who voted for this… people who still really believe this is patriotism and they are doing the right thing.

Every day feels like a waking nightmare and yet I know some who see themselves as the heroes or worse- not responsible.

I don’t know how to even begin processing the photos released from the El Salvador Prison Camp.

As a child when we learned about notsee Germany I would always wonder “how could this happen” and it is harrowing to get my answer in real time.

Idk I think I’d take health insurance over shooting a bunch of rich people into space but that’s just me ¯\(ツ)_/¯

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Anyone else feel bone crushing despair or is it just me?

The feminine urge to open a flower shop that also sells an extensive selection of decaf coffees and teas for the anxious girlies.