Nicole @nskemper - Bluesky Profile

You gotta enjoy the little things

19.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If capitalism is so great why does the toilet paper at every job I've ever had feel like sandy tissue paper

10.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might not get a chance. His wife looks like she might do it first.

07.02.2025 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a guy at my kids' therapist office who keeps laughing at something on his computer and if he doesn't stop I think I might slap him in the face

07.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have to indulge in a rebound book. Something not as good (nothing would be as good anyway) just to get me to my next book.

07.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is there a more triggering sound than the Microsoft Outlook email notification?

06.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know? The average American 10yo says BRUH 173,363,248,999,946 times a day. Follow me for more fun facts!

01.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: The news has me in a constant state of worry. What am I supposed to do with everything I am feeling right now???
My therapist: *blows out an exhausted puff of air* I don't know but if you figure it out please tell me

31.01.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

New platform, new campaign for @dave-bautista.bsky.social to read my wholesome, action-packed romcom/bromcom written especially for him! Centered around a strong, independent leading lady, an adorable Filipino family and the brother’s drag family.

What more can you ask for in a comedy?

30.01.2025 23:48 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

It can't hurt, right?

31.01.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I stave off existential dread about the fucked up state of things but buying another camera or no

30.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aw thank you!

30.01.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just got into film developing! I've also been doing alot of crochet and sewing.

30.01.2025 13:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I un-installed FB this week and I gotta say not only do I not miss it, but I feel so much better mentally and spiritually. I think I may just give my account to the shifting sands of time for digital paleontologists to uncover one day.

30.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not remember which gladiators were fighting 😬

30.01.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snacks are the only reason to go to a football party!

30.01.2025 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sounds amazing!

28.01.2025 11:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh I eat that shit up though. Give me all the angst as long as I get a happy ending complete with vulnerable make-up smut 🤌🏻

28.01.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to avoid saying anything stupid at this football party like "who is the musical guest and when is halftime?"

26.01.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0