Cushy Butterfield 🇬🇧🇪🇺🍷🧀👶🏼👦🏻

One of the major snack brands must hold or have access to the Brannigans name and recipes. Why aren't they reviving it and giving us the roast beef and mustard flavour we so desperately want to throw our money at?

I wish there was a laughter button 😂

It’s pronounced “Bouquet”.

"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏

Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure… you might remember me from such films as…”

In 2015 I didn't think I'd one day write the sentence "don't let the President of the United States of America spraying a member of Al-Qaeda with cologne in the Oval Office distract you from how he was part of a massive peadophile ring" but *looks around* HERE WE FUCKING ARE I GUESS!

Bit like Randy Andy using his mummy’s money to pay 12M to someone he’s never met…

The very idea of us reading the same stuff is laughable (been together 14 years).

I really enjoy how @zackpolanski.bsky.social seems to treat each attempt to bash him as a tasty little snackette to give him a little energy boost.

I've not yet seen anything competently criticses anything he stands for, just who he is + appearance. They have nothing and must be desperate for dirt

I can attest to this. It’s been my method of choice since having my first child five years ago, when I’d frequently forget to eat “first toasted” crumpets.

Exactly. He’s (quite rightly) terrified of @zackpolanski.bsky.social

"Zealously Pro Palestinian party"

Genocide is bad actually.

Important to remember!

Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.

Aside from you being right on the nose about opinion columns, did this lazy hack even consider for a second that perhaps it’s just that we see fewer people reading actual books, which is why it seems “performative” when we do see folk doing it? FFS. I’m so tired.

More Christmas Eastenders talk @soozuk.bsky.social. Stop teasing us!

This just made me realise it’s almost time for Sooz’s Eastenders Xmas Catch Up! I honestly look forward to it each year🎄

Agree. I’d almost forgotten about this odious little toad after leaving “the other place”.

Like everything up here, it depends what side of the street you live on! Haha!

Some say “kep-ya”.
Some say “keep-a-ya”
Some say “kep-ia” (this is how I say it, but my mum is Scottish so I say everything a bit differently anyway!)

I can’t stop thinking about that woman with the “grinning husband” from earlier this week. What a horrible situation to be in.

Grew up on Kepier Chare. I didn’t realise how odd a name it was until I left the local area and mentioned it other folk.

Remember from school it was named after the hospital of Kepier at Durham that owned land in the village in 1500s. The word kepier had something to do with “fish traps on a weir”.

I totally believe this.

The thing I love about a Peter Vaughan film is he always looks the same no matter what decade it’s from!

My husband and I were saying something similar just last week as we drove through Slough.

This might possibly be my most favourite @fesshole.bsky.social @anonopin.bsky.social ever.

No womb. No say.

Been away for a while. Come back. Fuck me. I’m exhausted. When can we go back to “normal” please?

Gammon, egg and had his chips.
I know it’s bad, but I apologise for nothing.

My immediate thought as I read this pitiful and pathetic statement.