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@scifiemma.bsky.social

Old enough to know better but resisting hard.

49 Followers  |  60 Following  |  117 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  2.3461

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Today was a free electricity hours day (my meter still shows what I used,I just get a rebate.)
laundry+drying x 3, baked, cooked rice, ot water for a long bath, I'm doing the cooker hood filters in the dishwashed. Still not going to get over Β£4.50 for the day. I feel like I didn't try hard enough.

09.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That time of year again

08.11.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a really helpful and efficient interaction with HMRC. And my online record has changed from "not paid enough" to "we are updating your record". Hurrah!

07.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Crap in, crap out" feels the easiest way to explain teaching AIs by dataset. We are getting the thinking of the most stupid humans thrown back at us.

02.11.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today's wins
a) made edible vegetable based cake
b) someone else in my block seems to have taken on getting dumped furniture removed
c) my very smallest pension has a free financial advisor service to help me manage the next little while!
d) Evri driver found my flat.
e) cinema trip later

Yay!

11.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just sorting my to read list. Intrigued by this one.

21.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How much does it take me to give up trying to get service from Apple? Six very polite but disempowered advisers and 100 minutes.

18.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your safety comes first. Always.

11.09.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you want me to bring a flask????

21.08.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ 
Β 
I would ratherΒ 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β 
than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was boredΒ 
in a waiting room in Perivale,Β 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β 
I would not read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
I would happily readΒ 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
Far better toΒ 
stand outside in a storm of hail,Β 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β 
be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β 
than have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was blind Β 
and it was the only thing in Braille,Β 
I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β 

Β 
Brian BilstonΒ 

How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ  Β  I would ratherΒ  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β  than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was boredΒ  in a waiting room in Perivale,Β  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β  I would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  I would happily readΒ  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Far better toΒ  stand outside in a storm of hail,Β  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β  be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β  than have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was blind Β  and it was the only thing in Braille,Β  I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Brian BilstonΒ 

Today’s poem is called β€˜How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

20.08.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 20
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All is well back home

31.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most important part of the journey.

27.07.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Right Dinos. As you know me and Quackbeard are off on our travels. I cannot overemphasize this; when we get back, I expect there to be exactly the same number of ducks in this home as there are right now. So here’s a cookbook for ideas.

NO ROAST DUCK! Ok?

26.07.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant news!

26.07.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry you are having such a stressful day :-/

10.07.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit retro!

26.06.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was of its time… but the shrink wrap can stay on

24.06.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought the boxset for I think Β£10 and yet it is still shrink wrapped.

24.06.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And this is why I usually use laundry pods. Curse my attempt to reduce microplastics.

20.06.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a drawer. Got it. You can't have many of them?

16.06.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge thanks to @ampage.bsky.social for inviting me out to join the sunshine and helping me get vitamin D and new badges. I’m quite impressed with myself and even more impressed that we made it back to the tearoom before they closed.

13.06.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I managed second sleep and woke up at eleven. Feeling ten years younger.

08.06.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never get over hotting up. HEATING! THE WORD IS RIGHT THERE!!!

07.06.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

06.06.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you worked a substantive part-time job during the academic year, you should have your degree upgraded by one increment. 2:1 to 1st. 2:2 to 2:1, etc. This reflects the time handicap that your rich peers didn't suffer.

04.06.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

There is so much fuss in this about competitive sport which feels like a ridiculous thing to exist in the first place. Never understood it. There is enough division in life, why build an industry around more of it? Have everyone enjoying zumba together and remove the medals. Sorted.

05.06.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"Speaking as a childless spinster" isn't quite carrying the same weight ...

05.06.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it was an experience, but will not be a career :-) And now I need to work out what to do next!

03.06.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

close! it is my FINISHED college portfolio. AKA FREEDOM!!!

03.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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