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Cassette Tapes

I’ll bet any amount of money that the only reason Autecher are playing shows in the pitch dark is because they don’t want people to find out that all the music is just made on computers. When they turn the lights on when everybody goes home, you think they got a bunch of guitars up there?? 🤣 NO WAY!

Terrible thanks

If a cassette falls on the floor, you can still listen to it as long as you picked it up within 5 seconds. If it was on the floor for longer than that, then you should throw it away or flush it down the toilet.

Hey guys how's the web site going

it takes a nathan of fillions to hold us back

Piss

alright, i think i've figured out how to forge a powerful blade from the horns of ten uranicorns (uranium unicorns), a silver crucifix, and some pleather (for wrapping the handle). now i just need someone to get me the damn things. no way am i carrying all of that myself

In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass.

Four photos, captioned "filter types": 1. A model wearing a low-cut tank top, labelled "low cut". His nipples are just barely covered. 2. A model wearing an absurdly-high-crop top, labelled "low pass". His nipples are also just barely covered. 3. A model that is bare-chested, labelled "notch". He's wearing beige circular pasties over his nipples. 4. A screen-grab of Captain Kirk from the original series of Star Trek, labelled "band pass". His uniform is torn open right across his chest, and both nipples are visible.

It's my 30th birthday. Any advice?

hi reddit, I'm disarming a bomb. should I cut the red or the blue wire?

edit: wow this blew up

We need federal subsidies for mobs so that we can have proper raves

Elon Musk sent to Guantanamo after his Cybertruck explodes outside White House | BBC News Tesla stock jumps 250% on news that Musk would be unable to run the company from his cell

Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The devil: my child will smoke two joints Jesus: garivty bong

KNOW YOUR YEAHS
normal - yeah
horny - yeag
stoned - yeaj
sick - yeab
365 days - year

Shrektwo is a beautiful name for a baby girl

high-fructose corn's europe

Just got out of the hospital for surgery, a nerve transplant in my neck. The fallout? New vagus

huh, david bowie's Low is a really good record. Has anybody else noticed this

They call it Omelas 360 because when you see that child you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Nerd

Still a 3 minute limit apparently

Weh

Whenever i am disrespected by a barista i pick up the tip cup and drink all the coins

Do they let you post audio here yet

wandering the streets looking for the exactly three appalachian coal miners who are the sole members of the Real working class

livestreaming myself eating sawdust and motor oil, the only non-woke food items left. getting called a 'cuck' by other anti-woke streamers after it comes out motor oil has been 30% vaccines by volume since fdr

*holding a tote bag that reads BARRYTOWN HIGH CONCERT BAND*
Whoa... This guy's good

Appreciate the insight