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Bored at work #gay

02.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

02.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Big ole ICE trooper

Big ole ICE trooper

Iceberg

19.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1752    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 283    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

The reason your rent, food, and medicine is high and rising is because of Trumponomics. Trump is robbing you, that's money out of your pocket going to his minions. Money you worked for, you are being robbed.

04.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2209    ๐Ÿ” 680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
A review for a Little Caesarโ€™s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.

A review for a Little Caesarโ€™s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. ๐Ÿซก

22.07.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48846    ๐Ÿ” 8736    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 719    ๐Ÿ“Œ 747

K b right over!!!!

23.07.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lil lunch meat out snackin unbotheredโค๏ธ

20.07.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 442    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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20.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4377    ๐Ÿ” 606    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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This TikTok ban is stressing me out

19.01.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 584    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Come chill w me ;) onlyfans.com/nolanlifts

18.07.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bored at work ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.07.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, DM me

13.07.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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08.07.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fresh #haircut #gay #selfie

08.07.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REPOST and I appear in your messages ๐Ÿ™ˆ

07.07.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fresh #haircut #gay ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅน

08.07.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. Thereโ€™s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isnโ€™t $2. Eggs arenโ€™t cheaper. There isnโ€™t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried.

Itโ€™s. All. Lies.

All the time.

08.07.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12870    ๐Ÿ” 4175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 360    ๐Ÿ“Œ 224
Two fluffy bunnies, one black and one beige, sit on a white blanket on a tiled floor.

Two fluffy bunnies, one black and one beige, sit on a white blanket on a tiled floor.

05.07.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5147    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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4mo straight at the gym #gains #gay #selfie

02.07.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bee hovers in front of a Ring camera

A bee hovers in front of a Ring camera

โ€œWhoโ€™s at the door?โ€
โ€œBee.โ€
โ€œFine, who be at the door?โ€

01.07.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14300    ๐Ÿ” 1440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

She went from a Karen in training to Karen 10.0 !!!THATS SOME NASTY WORK!!!

16.05.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and thatโ€™s equivalent to the plane.

Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet

13.05.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38274    ๐Ÿ” 10005    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 606
A white bunny with a pink flower on its head, surrounded by a few scattered pink petals laying on the street.

A white bunny with a pink flower on its head, surrounded by a few scattered pink petals laying on the street.

11.05.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8877    ๐Ÿ” 900    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
Beginning of the knit project on a tray table. Two needles with about ten rows of yarn for the collar of a sweater.

Beginning of the knit project on a tray table. Two needles with about ten rows of yarn for the collar of a sweater.

The beginning of a cardigan on knitting needles. Itโ€™s the shoulders down to the armpit. No sleeves yet.

The beginning of a cardigan on knitting needles. Itโ€™s the shoulders down to the armpit. No sleeves yet.

The cardigan, knit down a little further now, with four skeins of yarn behind it.

The cardigan, knit down a little further now, with four skeins of yarn behind it.

Deco posing as a yarn model. His head is resting on a ball of yarn.

Deco posing as a yarn model. His head is resting on a ball of yarn.

Itโ€™s #WIPWednesday! ๐Ÿงถ

This is what Iโ€™ve been knitting between Fight the Oligarchy rally stops.

Oversized Seasons Cardigan by Ozetta.

Splurged big-time on the yarn (๐Ÿซฃ) but honestly after holding this thing for weeks Iโ€™m happy I did. Woolerton Estates in Fluffy. #KnitSky

23.04.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24628    ๐Ÿ” 1142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 985    ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.

She has been on a govt salary for years.

Something aint right

22.04.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57576    ๐Ÿ” 10829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 535

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Visit DirectFile.irs.gov to check eligibility and learn more.

01.04.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19311    ๐Ÿ” 4679    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 748    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153
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Canada Posts Giant Billboards in 10 Red States God bless Canada!

Who has seen one of these out in the wild?

30.03.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9924    ๐Ÿ” 1665    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 436    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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โ€˜MAGA Junkieโ€™ Fired in DOGE Cuts Now Regrets Voting for Trump: โ€˜I Expected Betterโ€™ โ€œI was a MAGA junkie, a MAGA junkie who thought her government job would be safe with Donald Trump in office,โ€ says West Virginia woman fired from the Bureau of Fiscal Service.

โ€œThe Bureau employs some 2,000 people in the city of 29,000.โ€

The Red Rural Recession.

www.thedailybeast.com/maga-junkie-...

29.03.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30929    ๐Ÿ” 6340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4922    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1050
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'A real breakthrough': Volvo Trucks unveils electric HGV with 600 kilometre range Auto giant to start taking orders for Volvo FH Aero Electric from the fourth quarter of 2025

Volvo Trucks debuts a new model that can travel 600km, carry 44 tonnes, and charge up in around 40 minutes. It'll take time to play out, but the internal combustion engine is done. www.businessgreen.com/news/4411321...

25.03.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2204    ๐Ÿ” 548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever

24.03.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5940    ๐Ÿ” 1246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

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