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Cassandra

@jcankash.bsky.social

Told you so. Part mermaid, part nerd. Keep me near the ocean with good WiFi and all will be well with the world.

78 Followers  |  81 Following  |  203 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  2.0245

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a man with horns on his head is talking to a woman and says `` you 're such a handsome boy '' . ALT: a man with horns on his head is talking to a woman and says `` you 're such a handsome boy '' .

Giving Lil Nicky

16.07.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ain’t even about footsteps …

16.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s that β€œGO!” that I have a hard time getting into…

15.07.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*stares at you in executive dysfunction*

15.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whewwwww I feel this SO IN MY BONES

14.07.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

It turns out that when you say β€œno weirdos” you only weed out the weirdos who are self aware

10.07.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

LLMs are not search engines.

It is very important that people understand this fact.

02.07.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry about my language
i accidentally read books

30.06.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh

29.06.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I'm nice. I could only fill a mid-sized cemetery with the people who are dead to me.

19.06.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fly like an eagle…

27.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon saying he’s going to reprogram his chatbot’s view of history is a perfect example of why these kinds of AI products aren’t the neutral β€œtools” people always defend them as. They’re little political projects reflecting the ideologies of their creators

21.06.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8114    πŸ” 2520    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 100

Being overstimulated by your period is something that doesn’t get talked about enough.

20.06.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Can confirm this feeling is absolutely contagious

16.06.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You need to see the comments…..

16.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All these fronts bout the place causing problems

16.06.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will tell you when my light come back again

16.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Red cabbage would also like a word.

15.06.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried eating a truly unsafe amount of tortilla chips and salsa to fix your problems

14.06.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 13

I don’t see any smoke in the distance so I’m guessing you have not yet burned the house to the ground

13.06.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hidden camera video gotta go along with it cause these kids be too dramatic for their own good sometimes and I KNOW your nerves are over it πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

12.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did this with mine and my friend’s kids and now I’m the fav aunty cause β€œAunty Killy is nuts” (none of them could say Kimmy)… and now I get to do it to my niece much to my sister’s dismay.. it is SO much fun

12.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Party pooper (but yesss absolutely naughty business)

09.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wearing a polka dot shirt with the word trendizsst on the bottom

Magic, duh

09.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Zipmail | Jamaica Post

Here’s a good option through the post office … jamaicapost.gov.jm/products/zip...

Hope it helps

08.06.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight men remain the most emotional people in the world.

06.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

If only we didn’t have an OSHA law that addresses this kind of thing just languishing …

04.06.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black text on white background reading: Long story short, it was a bad time. Long story short, I survived.

Black text on white background reading: Long story short, it was a bad time. Long story short, I survived.

31.05.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Showing up at a crime scene with two cups of coffee and handing one to the officer in charge while asking him, β€œSo, what do we have here?” is only appropriate if you’re a cop. I know that now.

30.05.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
People who read: dressy, classy, cultured. 

People who write (aka, me): frazzled, jammies, pens everywhere...

People who read: dressy, classy, cultured. People who write (aka, me): frazzled, jammies, pens everywhere...

I own that.

30.05.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1559    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 18

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