Meg McLargehuge

Today, I explained to Kid why I won’t drive behind logging trucks. Say what you want about my parenting, but I feel confident that I’m headed in the right direction. #finaldestination #finaldestination2 #millennial

The beauty of living on the border of rural in the new house is you can hear the goats scream like humans at night.

It occurs to me, if they really think he’s the second coming, then let’s crucify him and see what happens.

Ladies before Hades. Amirite, femmes?

Admit it, Trump and Vance are master negotiators. They know advanced tactics like:

-Loser says what?
-I know you are but what am I?
-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can't hear you.

I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.

My current favourite joke is entirely visual, so I can’t tell it. But, trust me, it’s funny.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a concussion, and you should probably get it checked out.

Something people don’t understand about ADHD is the literal meaning of “out of sight, out of mind.” There’s a reason we keep things out on every surface, well in view.

It’s a very literal aspect of ADHD. The same goes for finding things I’ve lost. If I cant visualise where it is, I wont find it.

What does it say about me that my most used emoji is 🙄?

100% read this as “Please remove dirty underwear”.

Wasn’t it? I don’t think I breathed through the whole thing.

Just because he didn’t say the word “pedophile” doesn’t mean he didn’t absolutely ruin Drake during that halftime show.

I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena.

But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.

Orcas hunt great white sharks in Australian waters and eat their livers, 50cm bite mark confirms Behaviour of ‘remarkable predators’ also seen off coast of South Africa could affect ecosystem, researchers say

Do you reckon they take the time to pour a nice chianti?

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Scientists can be so spiteful.

Haven’t we learned not to dig up the deities by now?

Think I might do some gardening this afternoon.

Can someone help me figure this out?
Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?

Temu

Listen, think what you want about #BiancaGate, but the woman has guts showing up nakey to an event she was uninvited to. 🤣🤣🤣

If you don’t think I am ~delighted~ that Queen Bey won a Grammy for Best Country Album, you don’t know me well at all. I’m not a huge fan of the album, but I will forever love how many alabaster disasters are scream-crying about it. She remains a queen.

Oh good, the Grammies gave Dave Chapelle another cookie for being a transphobic, homophobic, sexist ass.

Donald Trump is weaponising life. He’s taking away the rights of most of the people of the United States of America and encouraging his supporters to police them. A trans person, a trans veteran, killed themself a few days ago. He’s weaponising the people’s right to live.

Hear me out. It’s not an entirely bad concept.

“…or something”

Every once in a while, I think to myself, “how would Divine feel about what’s going on in the world at the moment. And then I have a panic attack

She had ~impeccable~ taste. Rest In Power, gorgeous.

So…are we allowed to make a joke about Elon being an Ass Burger yet?

If you’re not nibbling while you cook, what are you even doing? Y’all don’t snitch a pinch of grated cheese or a couple of noodles or a slice of tomato? How? HOW? What are you doing while you cook? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHILE YOU COOK???

Mine climbed back inside my vagina and became flatmates. They even knocked out a wall to make it open plan, but last I heard, they were unimpressed with the smell.

Still awesome