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The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what comes next.

Omg can’t wait to try it!

Let Moda pay for it. Their name is on it and they have a way bigger profit surplus than the state of Oregon.

Obsessed with this story because it broke the same day my cat got upset when I washed her blanket. To be fair to my cat, she was authorized to keep the blanket in its spot and she didn’t spend taxpayer money for a private jet

Long live the shrill humorless fucking bitches. May we be them, may we know them, may we raise them.

2788 families in oregon were served eviction notices in january; a record high, nearly twice pre-pandemic levels.

if you're an oregonian looking for a thirty-second activity to shake your fist and demand policymakers stick up for tenants in these wretched times, here's a really easy action alert:

IT’S A BUS TICKET NOT A LOVE LETTER I scream as they carry me away

ACTION ALERT:

As Chair of the Senate Committee on Housing and Development, I need your help to restore $10 million in eviction prevention funding.

Learn more and email your legislators here:
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They want to scare people out of posting ICE-critical content, because they know these posts are turning even their supporters against them. But the better option is to take a page out of their playbook and flood the zone.

Throw them away before they become sentient (you accidentally stab it with something) and create a blood bath in the drawer (sauce spills and makes a mess)

A farm worker harvesting flowers

The flowers you received for #ValentinesDay might have been picked by "Rio" who harvests flowers in Oxnard CA. She earns min wage and makes 8-12 bunches an hour to keep up with productivity requirements. She likes working in nurseries as it’s stable year round work. #WeFeedYou

Keep this link handy for your neighbors who may be facing eviction - www.portland.gov/phb/rental-s...

ICE sucks, abolish ICE, each and every individual ICE agent also sucks and if I see one I will definitely monitor and report them and their movements so everyone knows to steer clear in that moment and forevermore 😃

Fully Fund Preschool for All When families are strong, Multnomah County is strong!

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fully Fund Preschool for All. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/fu...

Will you be my municipalentine?

Happy Municipal-entine’s Day

Chop Wood Carry Water by Jess Craven. Informative and lots of different types of actions

This is [one of] my nightmare

My 13 year old cat barfed today when I moved her heated blanket. She had to reinstate me because there was no one else to turn it back on.

Also:

"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"

Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...

Oregonians made big choices in the past that made our state and city great. We stopped the Mt Hood Freeway, we turned a freeway into Tom McCall Waterfront Park, we declared all beaches free to the public and more. This decision will shape the future of our city in the right way for generations.

Definitely a Trump appeasement attempt

Who at Gallup is in the files?

He really said “Let me be clear: gfy”

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Let Moda pay for it, it’s got their name on it. The climate emergency fund is for CLIMATE EMERGENCIES. This is not difficult.

Vuuuuelve…que sin ti la vida se me vaaaaaaaaaaaa (I never really left)

I do and will listen! Thank you!

I’m trying to get better at imagining the specifics of the place we will rebuild