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@verb.bsky.social

Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime. I post the things I can talk about. Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics. @printfJess on the bird site

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I don't know whether you just won a world record for OSINT or Geoguesser categories. Probably both!!

05.11.2025 08:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Peach flavoured sunset amid a bunch of old building, people, and, a busy urban street.

Peach flavoured sunset amid a bunch of old building, people, and, a busy urban street.

Still here.

05.11.2025 08:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congrats on your 28th birthday!!!!! 🎉

22.10.2025 09:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I bought a bunch of their "perfect fit" bin liners, which frankly aren't that expensive and it's just... the best. 🤣

07.10.2025 07:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
When you have to keep the summer focus in winter weather 🥺 📹: markkearneykayak
YouTube video by Olympics When you have to keep the summer focus in winter weather 🥺 📹: markkearneykayak

When someone runs your code in the wrong environment and errors abound.
🤣
It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters.

youtube.com/shorts/0IeOQ...

10.09.2025 10:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase.

It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.

23.08.2025 10:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

s/don't/do

23.08.2025 10:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't your research but I'm SOLD with the mfkr pick up the phone.

It's gonna be a ringtone.

23.08.2025 10:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like it.

23.08.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Alan Watts : You are already enough, stop trying to fix yourself
YouTube video by Alan Watts Inspires Alan Watts : You are already enough, stop trying to fix yourself

You are enough 💜
youtu.be/_ZPBGv2BG6U?...

22.08.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This think it will. And kitchen bins rarely bring me joy.

Hopefully this one will last a long time, look good, and be easy to clean.

18.08.2025 09:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning.

It's being shipped from Japan.

No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that.

I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design.

Hoping it lasts.

17.08.2025 07:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I'm calling in sick tomorrow

14.08.2025 11:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shit

That wasn't my beer...

14.08.2025 11:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's winter, how? Whyyy?

14.08.2025 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When the beer you drink is warmer than the air around you... Uugh.

14.08.2025 11:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This really attractive and charismatic woman in her 50s made a move and I wanna go there, but then her 30ish daughter sauntered up.

I'm in my 40s.

Still fantasising.

09.08.2025 10:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Counter act it.

It requires conscious effort.

You do your morning wash and tell your mirror self that you're awesome/beautiful/amazing

Much like brushing teeth, this doesn't happen every day. But it should happen enough that it makes dentist visits fun.
💜💜💜

03.08.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never thought about email longevity before. I like that.

Phone numbers get recycled, but generally an email address is reserved (depending on the provider of course qq would be an outlier)

This gives me ideas...

31.07.2025 08:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Turns out the thing worked.
Technically.

The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec.

Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line...

😂😅🤣😅

31.07.2025 07:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not looking forward to the harbour "breeze" tomorrow, that's for sure.

30.07.2025 09:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a cat is playing with a red toaster and a plate on a counter . Alt: a kitten (labelled developer) is intently watching a toaster (labelled bug) the toast pops up, and the kitten flees the kitchen as fast as it can

When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message.

Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.

Is it a permissions issue?

Some weird environment setting?

So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.

30.07.2025 08:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

CRM data breaches are increasing.

Outsourcing = Risk
Not Outsourcing = Risk

How do businesses navigate this?

1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security

2) #1

3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data.

4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.

28.07.2025 11:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Microsoft server hack has now hit 400 victims, researchers say A sweeping cyber-espionage campaign organization centered on vulnerable versions of Microsoft's server software has now claimed about 400 victims, according to researchers at Netherlands-based Eye Security.

www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

24.07.2025 09:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loving the taco shop that opened up here.

So many flavours. So good.

21.07.2025 11:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Foreground is a completed page of the colouring book. It's a cartoonish picture of a post office.

Background shows a collection of alcohol markers in different colours.

Foreground is a completed page of the colouring book. It's a cartoonish picture of a post office. Background shows a collection of alcohol markers in different colours.

Bought an adult colouring in book.

Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.

19.07.2025 07:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎵 Got my tax back, baby.... 🎵🎶

17.07.2025 08:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Blurry far off image of a dark figure walking down the street.

Blurry far off image of a dark figure walking down the street.

Zoomed in. A man is clearly wearing a wizard hat, coat, and tracksuit pants with a stripe down the side.

Zoomed in. A man is clearly wearing a wizard hat, coat, and tracksuit pants with a stripe down the side.

Great for people watching.

Saw a wizard in trackies earlier. Love this neighbourhood.

12.07.2025 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of Newtown Cafe with the sun setting in the background. In the foreground, a beer glass sits atop and old wooden barrel.

Photo of Newtown Cafe with the sun setting in the background. In the foreground, a beer glass sits atop and old wooden barrel.

Sunsets keep me warm.

12.07.2025 06:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💔🧡💛💚💙💜😴😴😴

06.07.2025 07:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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