Alise

me, the bravest person you’ve ever met: almond joys are good

Halva, basically

Obsessed with the girl at my job wearing ugg boots in 80 degree weather

If you’re not sinning with me, you’re sinning against me and I don’t need that negativity in my life

People don’t listen to people who Did go to school to become experts in their field - why dissuade celebrities from using their platform?

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day.

Every driver in my town is obsessed with driving under the speed limit and it's ruining my life

We’re getting MORE SNOW - genuinely the most I’ve seen in years

The flesh hat commercial traumatized me

What a great series! Been a long time since I picked this one up - maybe it’s time for a reread

i have a degree so its not a conspiracy theory its a hypothesis

you lead a fulfilling life, I’m looking up ways to get a Costco pizza delivered. we are not the same.

I lowkey feel this way about after 9pm as well…

The worse part is that it’s so wordy - every scene takes unnecessarily long for no reason

Proud of you!

Received a text I didn’t like so now I’m starting an emo band called Crying! at the Phlebotomist, based on a true story

just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.

[saying hello to my spouse's one sort of difficult coworker at the holiday party in a way that implies I am a formidable enemy]

a fun byproduct of being an audiobook person is sometimes the book is so good it tricks me into doing chores so i can keep listening

I follow NPR for my news on here - missed them since their depart from twitter

nothing beats an evening
at a dive bar
listening to a decent band
sitting at a table with someone who makes all your skin flush

Why are romance novel men always named Miles?

I’ve not once met a real-life Miles

#90DayFiance last resort Ep2 thoughts:
IDK why Ari puts up w Bini, he’s so annoying

Jasmine is fully cheating on Gino but that’s not news

Rob & Sophie gotta grow up but will probs stay together

Florian doesn’t give a FUCK and he’s my favorite

HATE when my nemesis likes the same accounts I like

Only my secretly republican ex boyfriends are married now…what does that mean

Don’t shoot me Santa is definitely not one of their best ones, but is a Christmas staple in my house, so I think it counts as a Killers Honorable Mention

My bf casually listened to radiohead, with me in the car. As if I want to cry on the way to the grocery store

Growing up is realizing the song is mutually flirtatious and therefore romantic