Jacob Flora

Um actually, someone as autistic as accountant 2 Ben Affleck would know that Costco white labels all their products.

Jon Bernthal trying to work out a Seann William Scott impression in the mirror is peak cinema. We can pack it up. It's done.

I'm not complaining. I liked the accountant and wanted more. But it's kind of like making a Man on Fire 2: more man more fire.

Did they make the accountant 2 because autism awareness is super high right now?

The worst part of AI is now every time I see a picture, I count the number of fingers.

Watching the accountant 2. There is no version of Ben fucking Affleck that's too autistic to find a girlfriend if he wanted.

A ★★★★ review of Pacific Rim (2013) 2nd best kaiju behind Godzilla Minus One

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Aquaman 2018
★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

That's as good as an aquaman movie could be.

The Apprentice 2024
★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

A really well made "hitler the art school years"

Jojo Rabbit 2019
★★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

It's a good thing everyone took the lessons from this story to heart and was prepared when young men started to fall into weird nationalistic groups centered around hating others. The world could have been in a really bad place otherwise.

London Has Fallen 2016
★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

The sequel to Die Hard in the white house is Live Free or Die Hard in london.

A ★★★★★ review of Conclave (2024) A bunch of old queens argue about who's more popular.

The perfect movie to knock Mean Girls out of my top 10 for 2024
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MOVIES I WATCHED FROM 11-25 TO 12-1 RANKED + MY REVIEWS

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A ★ review of Emilia Pérez (2024) What the fuck is this? Did I miss some context as to why most of the actors are terrible singers in the musical?

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A ★★★★ review of Smile 2 (2024) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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A ★ review of Son of Godzilla (1967) imgflip.com/i/9buths

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A ★★★ review of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) A completely satisfying ending to the series. Now there don't have to be any more, right.....

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A ★★★★ review of How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) toothless is the goodest boy.

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A ★ review of Look Into My Eyes (2024) I would feel sad for these people if they weren't con artists.

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A ★★★★ review of Little Sister (2016) I wonder how the rest of the breakfast club are as parents?

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A ★★★★★ review of Memoir of a Snail (2024) That was depressing as hell, but I love stop motion.

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A ★★★ review of White Reindeer (2013) Best Christmas movie that has an orgy in it.

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A ★★★★ review of Saturday Night (2024) Uncut Gems and the good parts of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip had a baby.

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A ★★★ review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) It took 9 years and being dangerously sleep deprived but this movie is finally OK.

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A ★★★★ review of Spice World (1997) In the summer of 1998, I was at camp, and every Thursday I had to choose between playing outside in the heat or watching this movie in the air conditioning. As a result, I've seen Spice World more tha...

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A ★ review of Megalopolis (2024) I'm sure there are some wonderful assisted living facilities that Coppola could have spent his money on instead. Jon Voight could join him there.

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A ★★★★★ review of The Wild Robot (2024) 100% nails parenthood.

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A ★★★ review of When Harry Met Sally... (1989) So men and women can't just be friends?

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A ★★★ review of Penelope (2006) This has the weirdest morals.

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