Mike Bryan

Trying to convince truth & reason to a stupid person is like trying to explain indoor plumbing to a puppy that just peed on your rug. Sure the puppy doesn’t know any better.
But the puppy can’t vote. - Trae Crowder

So great!

"Some people work so hard to earn a living they forget to have a living" - Puerto Rico 2026 #TouchingGrass

I have no sympathy for Pam Bondi. No one should as she made her choice. But I’m willing to bet she lays awake at night wishing Matt Goetz got confirmed as AG.

Who better to lie and humiliate themselves for a pedophile than a fellow rapist.

I appreciate the folks speaking out about leaving MAGA but remember, American citizens were executed in the street and immigrants were tortured in an El Salvadoran prison. Please understand people’s strong feelings on this and just take your medicine.

You can help -but way the fuck away from me.

During the singing of God Bless America I fell apart it tears.

I went through a loss 8 years ago and fell into a depression that lasted for months. These are some of the words helped pull me through.

“You used to be all that I had. Now you're just not what I need.
I've got to get over you and I know, then I can get back to me.

Thank you Brad. #3DoorsDown

When I worked at Twitter we took a lot of grief for not allowing nude photos from Hunter Biden’s stolen laptop to appear on our platform and got called Marxist for flagging Covid misinformation.

Funny how not one of these free speech warriors had a damn thing to say about arresting journalists.

I’m seeing a lot of people on my feeds that are normally quiet on social media posting about the passing of Catherine O’Hara (RIP) and Atlanta getting the SuperBowl in 2028.

Oh so you do pay attention to current events after all. You’ve just chosen to stay silent. Gotcha.

Crimes against humanity.

Crimes against peace.

Crimes against fashion.

Black, white, brown, male, female conservative or liberal. Today the federal government put everyone on notice. If they can execute a white guy in the street with a concealed carry and lie about it. Then they can and will kill anyone.

There are thousands upon thousands of people in Minnesota putting their lives on the line everyday in below freezing temperatures that have more courage than every corporate billionaire, tech oligarch and republican in congress.

It didn’t have to be this way but now this is the only way.

My wife and I are honoring the civil rights struggle today with a marathon of movies. Marshall, Selma and Malcom X. Topics got a little heavy so we lightened it up with Man On Fire. Nothing says racial unity like a black man going mid evil on some bad guys to protect a little white girl.

Dear United States Supreme Court:

Look, we don’t like you and it’s obvious by your rulings that you don’t like us. But please do not rule against the tariffs. Don’t save him from himself. The only way out of fascism now is economic pain. America deserves the economy it voted for.

-We the people.

DHS was created to FIGHT terrorists, not to BE terrorists. It needs to be defunded by congress in 2027, and we should select candidates who run on that platform.

Eight decades of moral authority evaporated in one single year.

Reasons to not argue with MAGA:
1) Possible chat bot based in another country.
2) In real life remember you’re not dealing with the same facts. You’re facing over a decade of propaganda.
3) You’re on the right side of history. There is nothing to win. Future generations will judge them accordingly.

"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed

Hell is empty because all the devils are here. But nevertheless we persist. Never giving up hope for a better tomorrow. #neverforget

Mexico is reaching out to multiple countries to discuss an alliance to deter US invasion plots, Colombia confirms it is ready to fight the United States if it attempts to target them.

WW3:
United States, Israel and Argentina vs Latin America, Russia, China and Iran.

Europe and Canada abstain.

Remember anything is possible. The First World War started with an assassination.

The American President tried to gaslight his country by saying the reason he invaded a sovereign nation was for the people of Venezuela.

He cares so much about Venezuelans that in 2025 he sent almost 200 seeking asylum to a torture dungeon in El Salvador.

A year ago I remember saying that 2024 was going to be our last normal Christmas for quite some time. Son of a bitch proved me right.

Christmas in the East Wing, 2023. 🎄

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

In these troubled times, my amazing wife gave me the best gift you could give a patriot. Framed copies of The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights. Also hearing her read the preamble aloud just might’ve been the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. #wethepeople

I will not be watching his address to the nation tonight. But just know that if we are indeed going to war with Venezuela I will be prepping my throwback March 2003 outrage. It’s like Iraq, but for stupid people.

What a legend. Of course, now I feel like an asshole for watching but thank you Mick.