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@hidden-cryptids.bsky.social

Canadian, Visual Effects compositor. Illustrator, cosmic horror, comics, feminism, LGBTQA+ fan. I make dumb art.

114 Followers  |  73 Following  |  136 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2024  |  2.2776

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It's the Trump regime. Ethics no longer exist. Welcome to the new feudalism.

29.07.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hallucigenia is a genus of lobopodian known from Cambrian aged fossils in Burgess Shale-type deposits in Canada and China, and from isolated spines around the world.
(from Wikipedia)
#Ordovician #fossil #extinct #kidsbook

29.07.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fake book cover I made in Photoshop (No AI).

Paperback covers like these in the bookmobile that came to our little town once a week inspired me to illustrate and then decades later to get into visual effects.

They're drinking King in Yellow beer, you can see the sigil on their cans.

28.07.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shoot them both share.google/g1TYzrSNKABe...

13.07.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let them fight. Tie them together and give them knives.

11.07.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please consider becoming a donor today. We made this link so people can chip in $3 and join our grassroots base. If you are not in a position to donate I would appreciate you sharing! Thank you. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart 🫑

05.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 11
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OMG. I hope it's nothing trivial. Thoughts and prayers for deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolisms.

27.06.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jfc

26.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Late One Last Time.

24.06.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The TACO Belle Crunchwrap Supreme Court is now cheaper than ever.

24.06.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mean Girls mash up with Dumb and Dumber, but not redemption arc.

13.06.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a "Next Trump Asskisser to Get Thrown Under The Bus" betting pool yet?

10.06.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how they'll be prosecuted and tried when this regime ends.

08.06.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mean Girls meets Dumb and Dumber, minus redemption arc.

06.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satire.
David Richardson, the Trump regime's head of FEMA has announced changes to hurricane season.

Using MAGA science, he found that making the hurricane season longer will allow hunters to shoot and harvest more hurricanes.

"This will lower the over all hurricane population", he said.

03.06.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Richardson, the Trump regime's head of FEMA has announced changes to hurricane season.

Using MAGA science, he has deduced that making the hurricane season longer will allow hunters to shoot and harvest more hurricanes.

This will lower the over all hurricane population.

03.06.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really unfortunate that her poor choices and total amorality will never have a poor outcome for her. I guess we can be grateful that we're not her though.

28.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red white and blew.

28.05.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure thing Vlad.

24.05.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure bud.

24.05.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your English is very good but a bit irregular. The correct spelling and mostly okay grammar are spoiled by the extra hyphens. If you're going to pretend to be American you should either go all out on perfect English, or go with bad grammar and poor spelling. Either would seem more realistic. Cheers.

24.05.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course gold is renowned for its strength and durability as a shield, like iron really.

21.05.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc

19.05.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chocolate ration has increased from 4 grams a week to 2 grams a week. Hail Glorious Leader!

19.05.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a selection process. The
Trump supporters that have remained are the bottom of the barrel. As Trump has done shittier and shittier things, the smarter, more ethical people have stopped being Trump supporters. So yes, they have become lazier and dumber.

03.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing. Feels intaglio.

03.05.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An awful sport

03.05.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We may never recover from the descent into "alternative facts".

28.04.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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