Cow Tongue

This Epstein shit is a left wing psyop, right? There can't be more than a handful of Trump voters who actually care that he's a piece of shit. Right?

Whenever I do 3 or more grams of shrooms, I descend into the mantra: "It's all so fucking stupid" and laugh like a maniac.

He had one job... Shill, and he's great at it.

Here ya go:

Gonna try my hand at tuning a piano for the first time today.

I'm sure you'll put it to better use than I would have.

The myth of “consensual” warfare [image shows two people labeled Iran and Israel in an intimate pose, both saying “I consent”, while a third person (Trump) says “I don’t!”] Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Topology is the Monad

Everyone with a different subjective experience than mine is a p-zombie. This means everyone who isn't aphantasiac. Visual imagination = disconnection with reality = no actual awareness.

A reminder: Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee believes that Israel is central to triggering the rise of the Antichrist, the rapture, the return of Christ, the battle of Armageddon, and, you know, the end of the world, generally.

I, for one, hope the death cult ruining the US doesn't get its way.

If you're in the US, I think you're supposed to tip them when they do this.

We're gonna actually need an anti-memetics division. Maybe even ban schizophrenics from AI for a bit.

Oooh, you sweet summer child.

Everything that we think of as a "thing" is actually just a waveform. Color? Just a subset of shapes waveforms make. Sex? Absolutely just a complex set of waves. Realists are always wrong. They always think "things" are "real". But nothing is "real" except for waveforms. Good luck with this shit.

I keep repeating this process of feeling bad for the innocents murdered by people with power/money, realizing feeling bad doesn't help anybody, dulling the pain, resolving to do what I can, realizing all I can do is just "vote blue no matter who", feeling bad again, annulling the pain, sleeping in..

It took me over an hour of fiddling, trying to get it to work, because I just assumed ens domains would work on bsky, before I realized it wouldn't.

Bsky should recognize ens domains.

She stopped shortly after I suggested it. This was years ago.

I would love to be a vocal supporter, but I tried to helpfully suggest that branding herself as "enlightened" might not come off the way she thinks it does, and she blocked me. 🤷‍♂️

"'I never thought leopards would eat my face,' sobs our governor who sucked up to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party on his podcast".

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

It's actually quite funny that consciousness turned out to just be a quirk of processing compressed data.

It's me. I fucked Peter Schiff when I was 16. He was a gentle lover. Very attentive. Said my pussy tasted like gold, which was a little weird, but he went at it like a dog in a jar of peanut butter.

I always feel like I come off as kinda dumb whenever I recommend 4D Golf to people. But it legitimately helped me learn how to navigate my hyperdimensional inner-space. Like I can feel when a shift in perspective happens and remain oriented instead of discombobulated.

Congress needs to make all billionaires Mandatory Reporters.

billionaires should be Mandatory Reporters

Trump gets to blame Elon for DOGE. Elon gets to blame Trump for the fall of Tesla. Neither will suffer much consequence.

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