Celeste of the Salish Sea

A group of 6 people in a back patio with wine and smiling

Done 🫡

Horoscope that says “call up your people. Laugh. Eat. This is all you need to feel human right now.”

Yup. ✅

4 people in Wizard of Oz costumes in a lab

Exhibit B: my TAs were Dorothy and the man behind the curtain, and my lab technician was the wicked witch

A woman with a foam painting around her head. There’s another person in a lab coat and curly brown wig with a paintbrush

Exhibit A: my TA was Bob Ross and I was the painting

I have had some epic lab costumes!!

Wow

I’ve spoken with her. She is a focused imaginative thinker. The things she realizes about herself and about animals seems so obvious when she says them - like “why didn’t we realize that?”

I accidentally had lunch with Kenny Rogers in a steakhouse in Athens and ended up buying him a beer. I physically ran smack into Pink in NY and Robert Redford in Vancouver.

Two feet in orange sandals next to a plaque on the sidewalk that says “the Diana princess of wales memorial walk”

The real true princess. 👑 No questions.

Where u at with all these bunnies??

They’re so naughty

People think rabbits are meek and quiet. They are not.

Screenshot of an email that says Celeste’s blood has been sent to Kaiser Hospital

Do other blood banks tell you the status of your donation or just mine?

Mostly cool/kinda creepy

Me: where is the damn dog?!

The dog:

A brown bunny jumping off an outdoor white sofa

Sunday Bunday

I’m a biology professor which makes it bonus funny

"CUT MY FROG INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAB REPORT"

A wise woman with sign that reads “uh-oh now you’ve pissed off the grandmas”

Oh shit

A woman wearing not neutral cooors. She has a straw bucket hat, flower pants, and a SAY GAY T shirt in rainbow colors

If you’re heading out to protest this morning, remember to wear neutral colors 😬 #nope

Love these!

Yesssss!!

Of course!!

Oooo Yayy! Which one?

Happy birthday!

Joy and terror sometimes have to coexist

Hahaha love them!!

Hi sweet rattie 💕

You didn’t say live.

Look dude- I live in a very old Mexican neighborhood. The “they” you’re worried about are invited in my house all the time. I walk my dog with “them” every morning. I work with homeless youth near the border and 5 of our students were disappeared last week. You are not going to scare me.

You assume I don’t?