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@rolandreturns.bsky.social

29. Fighting game enjoyer, boxing character player. +R & Xrd Slayer. Chicagoland area. Any/All #BLM #TransRights #FreePalestine

495 Followers  |  923 Following  |  2,988 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2024  |  1.7664

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Your card for today:

Fat Tony Vs TryToComplete
ScarletOcarina Vs Velvet Wulf
Flowst8 Vs Dracula
Fenceil Vs Dirt
Dingus Vs Hatsune the Miku
Porkchop Vs MarxTheDragon

See you in a couple hours!

18.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

excellent patch notes

18.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œFuck AIโ€

โ€” Guillermo del Toro

๐ŸŽฅ Vanity Fair

18.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6322    ๐Ÿ” 2063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146

if he's YOUR boyfriend why is he in MY dms telling me to "bring Wraithguard to the Heart Chamber" and to "come and look upon the heart, and Akulakhan" ?

18.10.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sweetkomi diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. You can commission or donate thru ko-fi. Emergency comms ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ธ moots promosky

sweetkomi diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. You can commission or donate thru ko-fi. Emergency comms ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ธ moots promosky

โ˜๏ธ emergency commsโ€ผ๏ธ

i hate making posts like this but i need u :(

i was diagnosed w/ Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. honestly canโ€™t carry the treatment alone so pls help me stay alive.

iโ€™d be grateful if u could help by donating/commission me thru my ko-fi.

โ˜•๏ธ : ko-fi.com/sweetkomi_01

RT pls! 1/3โคต๏ธ

11.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 362    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?" Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

10.12.2024 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3155    ๐Ÿ” 1113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

if yuoo

18.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โญ๏ธ

18.10.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1062    ๐Ÿ” 422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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18.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally."

18.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 295    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a gray squirrel walking on green grass while holding three big nuts in its arms

a gray squirrel walking on green grass while holding three big nuts in its arms

seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw

17.10.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1291    ๐Ÿ” 271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
Dark Souls 2 - Birdening
YouTube video by ~Quoth~ Dark Souls 2 - Birdening

houghhhhh I'm gonna invadddddee

youtu.be/O1WxkWr7Nrk?...

18.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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today's guilty gear (normal flavored)

17.10.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5 is really where it goes "hey. you been paying attention? the funny red man is just Him." it's SO good

17.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gunsmoke is such a cool planet, absolutely. How many eps in are you?

17.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vash is my fucking BOY

17.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you fucking HATE windmills

17.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don Quixote is a great story because of the number of different interpretations of it, but I think my major takeaway is "clinging to ancient ideas of tradition and chivalry is ultimately misguided and shouldn't be a thing society strives for; we can instead grow past it."

17.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friend used the word quixotic recently. I felt the need to talk about its origin, which is fun but also I've never felt like a bigger fucking dweeb in my entire life. looked in the mirror and saw the ๐Ÿค“ emoji

17.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After eviction in March 2024, Sabi and family have been sheltering in a hotel for a year and a half. Sabi is disabled and her mom is elderly with dementia. Each moment, Sabi is her mom's caretaker and of their support bun Little Man.

17.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

16.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1400    ๐Ÿ” 492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

see it's a lot like x files for me where the most fun I had with that show was the monster of the week stuff. It was fun! A lot of them were creative and worth a laugh! I enjoyed myself! I don't NEED compelling plot all the time, sometimes I need to SENSIBLY CHUCKLE

17.10.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'know I've never even seen the ocean?

17.10.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man me too

17.10.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal] @MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

Mastercard

Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372
1-800-307-7309
US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111
Aus: +61 1800 120 113
UK: 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers here (and here )

Stripe

California: 888-926-2289
US: 877-887-7815
France: +33 805-11-19-67

Paypal

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161
Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050
UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000

Visa

Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911
US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3
Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200
Aus: +61 1800 125 440
Phone (outside US): click here

Mastercard Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372 1-800-307-7309 US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 Aus: +61 1800 120 113 UK: 0-800-96-4767 All region numbers here (and here ) Stripe California: 888-926-2289 US: 877-887-7815 France: +33 805-11-19-67 Paypal Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161 Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000 Visa Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911 US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3 Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200 Aus: +61 1800 125 440 Phone (outside US): click here

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

03.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4781    ๐Ÿ” 4693    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

SHE'S COOKIN...

17.10.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the zgok but like, feet first

the zgok but like, feet first

i love capturing mobile suits from extremely stupid angles

17.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect

American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect

American Bittern in downtown Boston lol #birds ๐Ÿชถ

17.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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can i get some doctors to cosign this take?

17.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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