Maddy-care for all

wait people are really saying NYC doesnt have culture lol what else would you call putting all the worst sports franchises in one place

The entire deposition is coo coo bananapants

I’m having a lot of these days recently 😐

Complex…

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

Affirmative action for whites remains strong

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.

“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.

The only LLM I care about is lemon lime margaritas

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.

I lost friendships over that primary. Too many “leftists” revealed their malignant internalized misogyny… god it was disappointing

Oh cool, we’re re-litigating the 2020 presidential primary 🥱

It was 5 years ago, babes. Move on.

Or you could just use voice-to-text, which would be faster anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

Love that our public health policy now is just eugenics 👍

We literally just want healthcare

The reason progressives don't see "cishet men can't get laid" as a problem is because we (correctly) view sex in the relationship context as a voluntary exchange between equals, not a prize to be won or an obligation that's owed, and therefore it's entirely within one's rights to refuse it. 🤷

The sense that women have excessive moral obligations to men—to care for their feelings, to defer to their interests—but can legitimately make only minor claims in such care from others is central to how misogyny actually perpetrates itself as an ideology.

I actually think that it is fine for the left to say that actually, biologically essentialist views are not a project that we are interested in engaging seriously with, and that is the case both for race essentialism and sex/gender essentialism.

Wow. Who could’ve guessed the party that’s led to country to a recession every time they’ve been in charge in the last 40 years would lead the country to a recession again?

I’ve seen a lot of false information circulating in the weeks following the Minneapolis DFL convention. Some of it feels like reading Jan 6 voter conspiracy theories, so as the person who stepped in as head teller + audited the voting system, I’d like to set the record straight🧵

Elon Musk gives millions to Republican super PACs ahead of the midterms He's still directing big money to the GOP despite his acrimonious departure from the White House. He also poured tens of millions into his own super PAC.

Elon Musk: Trump is in the Epstein files and the Republican Party is so corrupt I have to start a new party.

Also Elon: [gives millions of dollars to Republican SuperPACs ahead of the midterms]

(Me, holding my 9 week old son at eye level)

Smile, damnit

How dare you make me feel things.

How DARE you.

Kamala Harris would have been an excellent Governor of California, but @katieporteroc.bsky.social will be an excellent Governor and thus far she has my vote.

As I detailed in WHITE FLIGHT, segregationists in Atlanta absolutely loved public services -- buses and trolleys, parks and pools, golf courses and tennis courts, etc. -- right until they were forced to desegregate and "stolen" from them. They abandoned them and built up private alternatives.

Clearing the way for @katieporteroc.bsky.social 🙌