Squilliam S. Burroughs

Omfg! Not the “dripping cum” font for WHOKE MILK
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In all of my 43 years on this planet, I have never felt this good about my body.

I get it 🤷

Screenshot of the OP’s account. It reads “STAND WITH MINNESOTA!”

We’re good, bro. Stand over there 👉

Abbey Murphy is putting on an absolute clinic!! 🔥 🏒

I hope you’re right. I think you might be. Somehow, I don’t feel better or worse…

But it could be great ☝️

Shout out to Sam Darnold for not thanking “god” at any point 🙌

And can’t listen to Jonathan Bitings 😭

Screenshot of the content rating for “Melania” on IMDb all categories are listed as “severe”

They are content advisory bombing “Melania” on IMDb 🤣 ❤️

Any of those “good guys with a gun” wanna come to Minnesota please? We could use all of them…

Well. I guess I can be happy that it “feels” warmer here 😑

I should’ve gone with Kiss’s “God of Thunder”

😜

My favorite part is when Natalie Merchant does her cover of “Because the Night”

That Williams TD is going to be in the nfl films archive forever. No one will remember the rams winning this game after they get trounced by Seattle next weekend 🐻

Bears & Isles.
The two division “rivals” I’ll always pull for in the post-season

And this is coming from a Vikings fan 😆

Man fuck Stafford, and his trad wife

And for the record, said employee is, in fact, in the country “legally”.
Not that anyone here would be a big enough piece of shit to care about that.

Apparently ice was at one of our employee’s houses earlier today. The owner of our company pulled everyone together for an employee meeting and said “you don’t let anyone into this building. They’re not doing this on our watch. No one answers the doors but me.”
✊

Glad I work for a good dude!

He just wanders around on stage to prerecorded music…I’m not joking

By “horny”, did you my “awake”?

I’m just kidding, I love my partner and I haven’t cheated since my 20s

My kind of gal 😉

Now we’re listening to Poison Idea, and I’m explaining the nuances that differentiate the two.
She also agrees the it’s really weird that Pantera did a PI cover on The Crow soundtrack.

Hanging out with my cat in the garage while I educate her on the discography of Born Against

Happy death day to Trashli Babitt!
#deadcunt

Plenty up here in Minnesota 🧈

In a Frosty, yes