Squilliam S. Burroughs

My night; *hanging out with two lovelies..They’re both getting along famously*

9:00PM: (they’re really hitting
It off, this night may well end up in a three way 😃)

11:00PM: *a nose-to-nose argument betwixt the two aforementioned parties escalates into one punching the other in the face*

12:00AM

Oh fuck yeah! The rapist kills himself!

Huh. Definitely didn’t remember the protagonist being sexually assaulted by her OGBYN. Yikes.

Watching it now 👍
Loved this movie when I was a kid too young to be watching it.

I rented “The Hand that Rocks the Cradle”, and passed out before Rebecca DeMornay even appeared on screen 🪦

…did see Ernie Hudson show up. Perfect character, and casting.
No notes.

Two people in Halloween costumes. One, a beautiful devil woman. The other, a man in bloody scrubs, with bloody baby parts hanging around his neck.

2017: Who would’ve thought these two beautiful people would spend the night in jail for getting into a fight with a group of bouncers?

Was scrolling the mutuals tab (the only tab I scroll), and thought I ended up on @emceekayvee.bsky.social ‘s profile…
Nope!
She had just alerted that frequently.
And that is why we follow her 🙇

The rolling cooks the meat evenly 👍

trump’s playing Candy Land, at best.

A blurry little cat, sitting by a bundle of very dry catnip

My little Remi cat in her tower with glowing eyes

((((I’m sorry, I’m eternally 14 years old

((What a lucky air mattress…

It is, and I love it.
But sometimes I don’t hold straws.
Nbd.

It is? You must have one of those fancy air mattresses that stays inflated for more than an hour.

Thank you as well 🫡

JEEESsus!

With all due respect 🙇

I don’t have a flamethrower, but I do have a Cricket lighter and a can of Aquanet

Fuck VGK

Don’t worry, it could be worse. You could with someone and still feel alone

Little co-op gremlins 🫶

Well whatever they are, I love them and they’re super cute.

“That Robert Evans. He banged ‘em, didn’t he. He banged ‘em all”

….i realize that’s not from this, but still, probably the funniest delivery of any line in cinema history.

What are they?? ❤️

Trying is the first step to failure

It’s a good start though

Oh shit. I forgot I should be screaming into my carefully curated echo chamber. I’ve been posting my rage where my dumbfuck nazi relatives can see it. 🤷 whomp whomp

I think they start moving games around in like week 6 or something

Doing this again! Updated pics to follow. #crypticon #crypticonmn

Me and Beth Stelling, doing duck face

I just met Beth Stelling
😭 🫶😹😱😍🤪