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I got banned from the Holiday Inn Express I was staying at because I raised the flags there back to full-staff on Friday. Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve such an honor. I stand by my actions.

Dear Charlie Kirk’s killer:

If I see you, I will hide you. Your secret will be safe with me.

Yep. Yankee fan here and very disappointed with that. I’d rather just root for the Tigers than support that bullshit.

Also, how’d the newspaper mess up the opposing pitcher’s name? It’s Grove.

That’s a tough lineup and an even tougher pitcher you had to face. Can’t win ‘em all.

Dead kids don’t further right-wing causes.

The saddest thing about Charlie Kirk’s death is that he likely didn’t even suffer.

Dear Mrs. Charlie Kirk:

Next time, marry a liberal. Your kids will appreciate being raised by a decent man instead.

His memory is no blessing, but his murder sure is.

Charlie Kirk was shot. I’m almost upset by this.

I hope - I actively hope - that Trump being pissed at Israel leads to a rift between him and Netanyahu. I could actually get behind Trump in that sole circumstance.

On the one hand, Trump’s right to be mad at Israel.

On the other hand, Trump was wrong to have intervened in the first place.

On yet a third hand, this “ceasefire” shows exactly how little respect the international community has for Trump.

The main lesson I’ve learned about lying is that, if you do it, go all in. I’ve been in more trouble for lying and then eventually telling the truth than I have for lying and sticking with the lie.

If you were to put a gun to my head and make me come up with the most comically Italian name possible, I still wouldn’t be able to top Pizzaballa.

I’ve decided I’m an Indiana #Pacers fan.

I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.

If Aaron Judge struck out in each of his next 11 at-bats, he’d STILL be hitting .400. #yankees

Think Babe’ll come back? Or is he through?

The great thing about last names: It’s the only mode of verbiage in which “Rouch” and “Diaw” could possibly rhyme.

So he’s a double-unique!

Hang in there, Biscuit Pants. Better days will be ahead.

Watching South Bend Cubs @ Cedar Rapids Kernels. You know you’re at an ugly game when a reliever walks in a run in the second inning.

YEET! #wrestlemania

@alexgalbraith.bsky.social No offense, but you have an Autocorrect Hall of Fame inductee here.

Washington’s still tough, man. Walter Johnson is the best damn pitcher in the league, and Goose can rake.

And his 501st!

The funny thing being Judge isn’t even using one.

That Ruth kid might be pretty good.

I am a celebrant. Go Bearcats; go Hawks!