Mister Reporting as Elegible

Cramer is bullish on Nvidia we are cooked

What a football name

BIFF POGGI BACK

If you want a primer on the Network State, I spent some time with a group hoping to make one this summer:

www.wired.com/story/tech-b...

christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)

One of my favorite genres of internet video remains “footage of a cybertruck struggling with terrain a Subaru Forester could handle, shot by a guy who thinks it makes the cybertruck look cool”

"It was the job I always wanted."

From Detroit native to the longest-tenured play-by-play announcer in Detroit sports history, 'the voice of the Pistons' and a 2025 Curt Gowdy award... the Pistons are celebrating 50 years of George Blaha!

BAWLS Guarana in a glass bottle

90s LAN party fuel

This is the last entry in a diary where the rest is just sigils to dagon

sweetgrass basket by 5th generation gullah sweetgrass weaver corey alston www.instagram.com/p/DR4cD1KDpe...

One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses

Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Fluffy green moss on a rock

Common haircap moss

I found multiple types of moss yesterday in the woods, if you’re interested

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is

It's so funny that ten years ago mini gyms/family areas would've been an Obama pilot program in one airport with no budget anyway, and these guys would have been, "An AIRPORT is God's anointed NODE of BUSINESS, for MEN, you should not be able to pass security unless you EAT a HAMBURDER."

He usually wakes up right after

for the emperor

That figure marked a 12 percent increase over last year’s Packers–Lions matchup, which had previously set the viewership record for Thursday Night Football on Prime, according to Brad Galli.

#OnePride

Some say his heart grew 6-7 times larger that day, on god

all of the shit about how if you allow people to transition kids are going to be peeing in litter boxes was just the mirror image of the reality: as soon as you enshrine immutable gender difference in law you're going to have legally required Lady Meals For Her

Bro isn’t your boss building himself a giant ballroom right now lol

So many customers these days either use our in house shopping service or instacart and none of the people looking for stuff for those customers is going to impulse buy more because they‘re spending more time in the store, they’re just going to get more pissed off at the time wasted

The fact that my store is still doing constant resets that rearrange everything shows how the people in charge don’t even understand the economy they’ve created

The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.

Cade Cunningham is hosting a holiday giveback event called “A Cade Christmas.” He, his family and Pistons personnel are gifting away brand new bikes, grocery and gas gift cards and a catered holiday meal to local youth and their families.

Devon Witherspoon is ridiculous

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

Cheez It Citrus Bowl is Michigan and Texas.

Man this sucks. He’s been battling for weeks, and had a chance this season to really change the arc of his career. Feel awful for him and Colts fans.