@tjmenk.bsky.social
Cultural dad, but non-practicing ~ small brain takes, Survivor fandom, & pictures of my dog on this page
I know who’s buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier.
08.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wrote myself in for the State Mine Inspector position on this past week’s ballot as a goof & now I gotta show up next Monday ☹️
06.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Receiving a Paul Hollywood handshake after serving a hot Cheeto dusted crab rangoon
17.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Missed the last step walking down the stairs this morning and I think I’m gonna have to be put down like an injured race horse
14.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All bugs that you kill wait for you at the end of the rainbow bridge in heaven
10.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Finishing a can and having to lay down with labored breathing
09.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels So Good on repeat today
24.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ended an argument with “3 days from now, you will begin to cough”
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Big fan of places like Chipotle & Cava where you hand them a 20 and they hand back a bowl of delicious mush
23.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting tackled outside the Kennedy Center for shouting at Trump that he should “Inspector Javert” himself
12.06.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw two dudes with mustaches & ponytails folding up an American flag the correct way outside of a Harley Davidson dealership. God bless America
07.06.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baloo Sky, am I right? Pass me a pawpaw, Little Britches
03.06.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great part of an underrated season! RIP
15.05.2025 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My go-to at any French barbecue
08.05.2025 16:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about FW May Friday? Ya FW may?
05.05.2025 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Monster Zero Ultra is a breakfast food, while Monster Zero Guava is a post-meal digestif
05.04.2025 15:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No She Hulk in the new Avengers movie
26.03.2025 21:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We’re going to the Super Bowl
09.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need a blockbuster, but for board games
09.03.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting arrested for hanging around the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and telling folks I know who’s in there
06.03.2025 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I bounce back and forth between Bluesky & Twitter like a cigarette smoker who picked up juul to kick the habit, but now uses both
25.02.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy who lightly sprays one wrist with Axe, rubs both wrists together, then walks into The Sizzler
25.02.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuckin Nat Geo over here in the desert
24.02.2025 00:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please please please please
22.02.2025 22:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I skip the Severance intro because it’s too scary
22.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Will you accept Kenny Loggins molten ball of tungsten?
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