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Oh! The Humanity!!!!

Evil seems to preserve the soul in a way that makes them live forever. May I present Mitch Mc-fucking-Connell...

Everything Trump Touches Dies

You'd think the fact that it's owned by a Nazi would be enough to avoid it.

Those shingle shots are bastards, for sure. But way better than the disease, no doubt.

Well that certainly clears things up

They're all psychopaths

‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’

Utterly feckless and useless.

This comment just made me jump up, yell "Noooo!" and pace the room for a moment. Keee-rist! If that isn't a sign of self-absorbed stupidity, I don't know what is.

Occam's Razor

I hear that Lowes and Home Depots for miles around are all out-of-stock on gold spraypaint

Somebody has to make up new words. And sometimes that somebody is me...

Alan seems to think that "Creepy Asshole" is a Protected Class

I never realized that "Creepy Asshole" was a protected class. The more you learn...

I will be stealing this line. Giving props where it's due.

Not just any corn syrup. We demand High Fructose Corn Syrup in everything.

You deserve it, my man. Keep it up!!

If they hadn't reacted, no one would have ever noticed or cared. I'm sure many couples were shown on that screen. How many got doxed?

And Larry Ellison has been a renown right-wing asshole for decades

I'm going to need to chew on this thought for awhile

Humans are a virus

If you ever wondered what the Face of Evil looked like....

They already are. Josh is already getting heat around here and the dust hasn't even settled.

I think I read that book (and saw the movie)

Thank you for the reminder that you remain a prick.

This is probably the dumbest take that I'll see today. Many, many MANY of us saw this coming at us like a freight train for years. Don't go blaming your refusal to listen to the rest of us on your stubborn stupidity.

It's a gorgeous day at the Lake

Rough day at the office

Any statement that doesn't include "...and therefore I will be filing Articles of Impeachment" is weak trash.

He was a dirtbag then and he's a dirtbag now.