the raccoons ate all of my koi

i bet bread rises faster if you scream at it

wikipedia's oregano article says there's no clinical evidence that oregano oil has any effect on human health. if you know of any evidence you could edit the page

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

2024 - NFTS 2025 - Al 2026 - STEW

close encounters of the third kind is a movie about going a little crazy with some new friends

so he responded to a question about israel with a statement that applies generally to any state that meets some condition, and you think that's antisemitic because he didn't mention pakistan?

mamdani just hit the second tower

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

getting lazy on halloween and just putting a basket of apples and a bowl of razor blades on my porch

You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man nor any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: the gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose, what we are willing to lose.

Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

thought-terminating cliche

i did this in caves of qud once

it's hard to argue with someone who writes multiple replies that all read like they're arguing with something nobody present wrote

how far back do you have to look before you say "okay, maybe my modern cultural group doesn't have a special, unique connection to these ancient people"? 4,000, 5,000, 10,000 years ago? those people 3,000 years ago weren't even monotheists IIRC

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

those people from 3,000 years ago are, i am pretty sure, not much more similar culturally or genetically to modern jews than they are to palestinians. any ancestor from so long ago will naturally have many modern descendants who belong to groups you consider external to your own

Mamdani at a campaign event referred to a little kid as a "Boss" however it is unclear what employment relationships exist between them.

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

a cat called thurston waffles

just realized what this reminds me of

i got all the achievements in roleplay mode but classic still feels impossible to beat

new cuomo campaign ad about new york under mamdani

sometimes when the process of what most of all to play out, of which is important. and what i'd all which to do, is take at the entire thing and in due time when it's the situation of what's ahead. after all of together i have many times said, let's just going on

doesn't this mean cuomo could secretly be a muslim. why aren't they warning us about cuomo

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess