Mike Bealing

The missus just asked me if it would be ok to leave me in the pub all evening!

Bless her.

Wouldn’t it just be easier?…

#LOCKHIMUP
#FuckTrump
#FuckAndrew
#FuckMandy

(tho not in the biblical sense).

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#FuckTrump
#FuckFascists.

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Ethethethe Ethethethethe
Ethethe good morning

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Monday tomorrow.

ARSE!

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Look — all I said was “…

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“What we have here is a failure to communicate”
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#AndrewMountbattenWindsor PeterMandelson

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Thank you to Greenland for providing emergency medical care to a US sailor on board the submarine, since we did not have adequate resources in the area to treat him. I’m sorry that our president felt the need to cover up our shortcomings with a deranged ghost hospital ship post.

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Although I don’t like it THAT much. Hundred and twenty Quid!

Loving that Italian red kit

And a very Happy Chris Waddle to you all

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CSPAN cutting off "John Barron" and his inane rant about the SCOTUS ruling proves without his inherited money and influence over the soft minded, King Donald the Mad would simply be the old guy at the back of the bus muttering about windmills, immigrants and how he invented groceries

When Close Harmony Singing met the Zulus there was only ever gonna be one winner.

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And a very Happy Chris Waddle to you all

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Watching the Rugby.

Right then, that's a hard half-morning's work done. I'm off downt hte local to see the Rugby (and it looks relatively Scorchio out there!)
Bueno Estenté.
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Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Christ on a bike! I might even be able to get down to the boozer for the rugby and stay dry! On the outside, at least.

“Saving Carol Kirkwood”

Ed Sheeran and Jacob Collier are laughing while sitting in a car, with musician Nitin Sawhney playing a guitar between them. All three are looking towards the camera and smiling broadly.

Bueno Estenté.
Ethethethe Andrei Battenburg-Nonce — Disgracio Duc di Woking y “Sweaty Guiseppi”, es pinchi com Polizei di “Scotland Metre” mes no es surpriso.
Quando el populari vi una foto con El Ducé prostrati en automoti, eres dit ‘’BET YOU’RE SWEATING NOW, YOU FAT CVNT!!”
Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

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“When did you last get your Out-of-Court settlement of £12million paid by your mum, without it ever being questioned by the mainstream media — even four years later when you’re clearly as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo?”

(Oil on Canvas Artist: William Frederick Yeames 1878)

So hours before Andrew’s arrest, Starmer gives his ‘no-one is above the law’ spiel. Now, before any charges are made they’re gonna cut Andy from the Line of Succession. So either there’s no ‘Innocent until proven guilty’ bit in the Law, OR they are v confident of a conviction. Methinks the latter.

Once in every lifetime comes a Rik like this.

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We all need to lay down every now and then.