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Martin Ødegaard enjoyer/lookalike. High school mathematics teacher. Former analyst for New Zealand rugby and the All Blacks.

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That’s sort of my point, that your eyes are lying to you. He’s created lots of small chances, but if his forwards were finishing at an average rate he’d have 1 or 2 assists

06.10.2025 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you know what his xA is?

05.10.2025 10:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think a big part of this is how our wingers have been rotated. Saka, Madueke, Eze, Trossard and Martinelli have all started games.

Compare this to the fullbacks and Gyok who have basically started every game.

05.10.2025 07:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we win some stuff Gabriel has club legend written all over him

28.09.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful win. I fucking love beating Newcastle United

28.09.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get Myles on before Calafiori does something silly

28.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, looks like we know what kind of game this is going to be

28.09.2025 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is bullshit

28.09.2025 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If this doesn’t get given I will be in shock

28.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It doesn’t get much worse than this #fpl

27.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Springboks vs Argentina today, Arsenal vs Newcastle tomorrow. Good weekend for a guy like me.

27.09.2025 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will be watching

24.09.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don’t like Dune?

24.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are the “City played for a draw” people coming out this week???

21.09.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m beginning to get quite worried about Gyokeres. If he doesn’t score he does fuckall

21.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m mikel

21.09.2025 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve got 0 threat going forward. Bring Saka and Eze on at half time.

21.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trossard and Martinelli each with a goal and assist.

That’s the impact off the bench that beefing up your attack buys you.

16.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are begging for a creative passer in midfield. Bring on Nwaneri

16.09.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She should’ve won the award for baddest baddie

15.09.2025 07:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Angezempic ?

13.09.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The u15 boys team I coach have won 6-2, 6-1 and 5-0 in their last three.

The u15 girls I coach have won 11-0 and 6-1.

Such a pleasure to coach talented and hard working kids.

09.09.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breath of the wild, another crabs treasure, tears of the kingdom

08.09.2025 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Facebook started the list of things you “liked” (not sure that’s the right word) ended up being pages you follow, but people used it like a list for things they enjoy.

02.09.2025 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does that change the fact that Liverpool lost at the emirates last season and so did city the year before?

Or does your made up rule only apply to one team?

01.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay well this is the first time in the last 3 seasons that a title rival has beaten Arsenal. So by your logic we should be gunning for a 3-peat?

01.09.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Timber really got on my nerves today

31.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saliba has been a huge miss from a ball-playing standpoint.

31.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zubimendi is trying to carry this midfield on his own from a technical standpoint.

31.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring on Nwaneri we need some technical players

31.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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