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The Onion: Are you concerned about the rise of political violence in the U.S.? Patel: Yes, it isn’t advancing rapidly enough to justify what we have planned.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

The amount of fries you eat in the car shouldn't count for what's left when you get home

Bread and cheese are two of humanity's greatest inventions

Was having an INCREDIBLE day, and then I started reading headlines. Fuck this administration. Every single one of these asshats needs to eat a bag of wrinkly dicks and then die. Painfully.

That said, they don't get the satisfaction of shitting on my joy, and don't let them take yours, either.

“I believe the numbers were phony… So I fired her,” he said, doubling down on his belief that facts can be fixed with firings. So if the data doesn’t flatter you, just get rid of the people reporting it. That’s how government works now, apparently.

I need this guy on a Halo game so badly

Transformers Animated Decepticons print image.
This is to go the Autobot image that I did as a tribute to Derrick J Wyatt.
Amazing colors by @dyemooch.bsky.social
One of the prints I will have at TF Nation next week.
Enjoy

#transformers #TFA #Decepticons #Megatron #hasbro

A screengrab of Reddit. The post details someone passing the UK’s age verification screening using an action figure of Gordon from Twin Peaks.

THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES

Productivity feeling good has now extended to chores. I can feel the Adulthood consuming me xD

Never have I felt an instance of the Cain instinct as just now when: upon walking into an elevator and seeing my brother with his shirt up, immediately and without hesitation slapping his exposed belly with my open hand

Can't believe getting up and being productive in the morning actually feels good. Disgusting :/

You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.

If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.

🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg

Have recently discovered that the adaptational choice of making Mina Harker attracted to/romantically involved with Dracula makes me incandescently angry

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

Picture of a Squirtle with text "Come out, Squirtle" and Squirtle looking at a rainbow saying "Wow! I'm so glad I came out!"

I support my gay little turtle squirrel

Earthrise Optimus Prime vs Transformers Collaborative Tyrannocon Rex (with JP93)

Jurassic Park plot twist

Imagine if Republicans funneled all the money for their obnoxious ads into something actually productive

Officially reached the point w/ my local pizza place that instead of "Have a good night" they say "See you next time" ✌️

Basically, JJ Abrams' desire to lazily rehash ANH instead of making his own movie completely wrecked the post-Endor timeline and made the whole thing an uninteresting, unsatisfying mess.

I grew up in a time where Nintendo, SEGA, and Sony ruthlessly dunked on each other CONSTANTLY and it was hilarious.

i understand the people who feel like they should split up their accounts for their fandoms like do what you feel comfortable with. but on this account you gotta deal with my revolving door of interests cuz im too lazy to do all that and im trying to brainwash you into liking it too

Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

Went to a Wawa w/ my gf and I idly mentioned how my mom would get me candy from the checkout line when she took me to school as a kid. When gf went in to get coffee she came back out w/ candy for me I love her so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch 😭😭😭