Me, anytime they say βfinger bunsβ on GBBO
07.11.2025 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@motorcykey.bsky.social
TikTok really is the tool of the devil if it has the power to get the Jet2Holiday song stuck in your head
28.10.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βHeβs got the Midas touch. But he touched it too much! Hey Goldmember. Hey Goldmember!β
- BeyoncΓ©
More people showed up. Also, not all that bad.
28.10.2025 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seated for Shelby Oaks in a theater all to myself
27.10.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Floor is the best show on tv
20.10.2025 04:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why am I just learning about squeaky bum time?
18.10.2025 03:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Halloween costume idea: Bosch Spice
17.10.2025 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."
13 Oct 2025
13.10.2025 19:39 β π 501 π 115 π¬ 5 π 8Major flight delay means airport bar crawl
13.10.2025 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would you ratherβ¦ vote for Donald Trump for a constitutionally ineligible 3rd term or Grok, our first AI President?
12.10.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We all love Wednesday. Lil goth girl with pigtails being a creep? Sheβs great! But whereβs Pugsley? Give me a show where Pugsley goes to reform school and sets his roommate on fire. Think of what a show like that could do for the male loneliness epidemic.
04.10.2025 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Waiting for someone in Hollywood to buy the rights to my Tubi horror movie pitch: Ghost Kitchen
02.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adding the term βflapjackβ to my list of quirky differences between British and American English
28.09.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking a break from Silksong tonightβ¦ for my mental health
26.09.2025 01:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This may be a dumb question but is it common to get bullets engraved? Do people have some kind of laser etching machine to do this or is it some kind of add-on during checkout
24.09.2025 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These ICE commercials make me feel like Iβm living in Starship Troopers
24.09.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a guy on my feed - no mutual friends - but every day I get a selfie of him on my feed and he seems so happy. Too bad Iβm gonna have to set him as βshow less like thisβ
22.09.2025 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One Taylor Swift event is preventing everyone from using the AMC app
19.09.2025 16:57 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Always looking for a reason to cut monthly subscriptions.
18.09.2025 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So is Jimmy Fallon going to start wearing MAGA hats and interviewing catturd
17.09.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hear me out. Christopher Meloni in an RFK Jr biopic
15.09.2025 03:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YUNGBLUD gives me major Tommy Gnosis vibes
08.09.2025 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which country does Alex Warren represent in Eurovision again? #mtvvmas
08.09.2025 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mariah Carey performs like she has mild to severe fibromyalgia
08.09.2025 01:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is Los Angeles if not one giant Metroidvania?
07.09.2025 01:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That commercial and Hooked on Phonics live in my head rent free
01.09.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Je suis la jeune fille!
01.09.2025 13:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My Covid tests are negative!
30.08.2025 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally watched POSSESSION and it sometimes reminded me of those Harry Potter memes where theyβre all constantly dancing as they speak
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