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What a fantastic photo!

Still available ☔️ 🐙 🍄

Still available 🧶

Brown frog sitting on my hand. His name is probably Horace.

Emptied a murky bucket of water in the garden, out tumbled this amiable fellow.

model of a giant toad wearing a massive fly agaric backpack or hat. his tongue is extended in the process of trying to grab some dinner.

everyone's heard of a toadstool, but how often have you seen a stooltoad?

Our lifesized/giant (depending on if you're a human or a 28mm miniature) toad, Kenneth, comes with alternate open and closed mouth pieces so you can have him schlorping or sitting smug under his agaric hat.

Brilliant!

It could be worse, my other cat trod in poo and walked it across the first piece of wood that I had chosen 😣

He’s cute and knows he can get away with anything!

My other cat would love that! Loki mostly wants fuss when he knows I’m busy!

Loki is almost 7 years old but he’s very small. He was a rescued runt of the litter who had been dumped. He is approximately 3.2kg 😁

Small and incredibly handsome tabby cat sitting on a rectangular wood slice. Windows and garden blurred in background.

My new work in progress is going well and not being hindered at all….

this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit

you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from

I loved this last night, but seeing him doing it in the original version, to adults, in a rousing march situation, just reminds me 1) how extraordinary this is and 2) how extraordinary Sesame Street always has been for bringing the world to children on their level

When it’s 4:30am but your daughter is away from home for the first time and she’s in South Korea and struggling to find vegetarian food so you’re googling translation apps while sitting on the toilet because you’re over 40 and might as well have a wee seeing as you’re awake anyway.

Available artworks 😁

Tonight at 9pm. Join us, and join in!

“I’m Gonna Always Love You” - A new original framed painting up on jameshance.com today! 🩷💚

✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache
On Canvas Panel

White pigeon with dirty brown underside, she sits on a feeding dish in the garden.

Alexis has been sitting in dirty puddles again.

Hudson has a meltdown talking to Burke outside at the crash site

"Game over man! Game over!"

One year ago today I posted this miniature Aliens scene I created, al shot practically using real lighting, figures, miniature sets, cotton wool for the sky and cotton wool for the fire lit with an orange light accompanied by some smoke.

#photography #miniatures

Because everyone is amazed by how big she is, here’s a little video of her regaining her energy. Sound up for a buzz to match the bulk 😁

I’m short but not small 🤣

This is on my list to watch. Me and my daughter watched A Victorian Romance last year, we had such a giggle at the voices 😁

As good as the universal backlash to Sir Jim Radcliffe's comments on Britain being "colonised by immigrants" is, why only now? Why only to him? We have had hints and outright racism from politicians, the media and individuals for years. Where has the rolled newspaper on the nose been til now?

Oh he’s very handsome 🤩

She’s pretty impressive isn’t she 😁 I reckon she’s a young Queen.

Black and yellow bumblebee on green bluebell leaves. There are raindrops.

She has been released, straight after this photo she found her wings and flew away. Good luck, my little friend 🐝

Made a new friend. She’s emerged so early that there are very few flowers to feed on and she was exhausted. I brought her home, she’s lapped up some sugar water and I’m hoping she will rest and then start flying so I can release her. #bees #SaveTheBees #nature #wildlife #nature

A little.. on a practice pad at home 🤣

I was thinking about you today because I was burning drumsticks, maple ones, I wasn’t cremating the dinner.