Kate Windheuser

Very stoked on my new @castlesinspace.bsky.social shirt! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Day 3 of going to an out of state music fest as a 42 year old: My legs hate me, why do I do this

Also me: AHHHH DEVO IMMA DANCE

Some more bestie texts for y'all

Just bff things

I got tickets to see Underworld walking distance from my house in November, which is a total bucket list show for me. AND I CAN WALK TO IT HOLY CRAP. And it's the day after I will see Devo for the second time ever. I may die with 2 big shows in 2 days, but I will die happy.

Actual exchange between the bestie and I today regarding some carrots I got in a CSA box:

Think I'm doing mostly sober June, I need to dry out after birthday month May.

Have the children who are into 90s shit discovered The Bloodhound Gang yet because I'm waiting for that

I am so not ready to go back to work after having a 4 day weekend. Please don't make me go. I'm constantly like 30 seconds from rage quitting these days. Send help.

Let's gooooooooo NUGGIES!

I didn't buy it ...yet.

I was like, I got my Moog, I'm done buying synthesizers for a while!

Sweetwater: Bitch no you aren't check out this thing

Me: Damnit.

OH GOOD THE CAT IS HAVING A FLAREUP AGAIN. Thank fucking god we decided not to try to go to Utah today. 😩

YouTube video by vigz le poisson steve

The number of times my boyfriend and I sang this to each other yesterday is frankly a little embarrassing:

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The BF: Smashing Pumpkins remind me of a Butterfinger

The rest of us:

Did the Nuggets all collectively forget how to play basketball right before this game?

87 points given up BEFORE HALFTIME?

NUGGIES I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN UGH

Mac user friends, I just got a Macbook Air, it's my first Mac of my own since my last one got stolen in like 2011 or so.

Any pro tips on must have software/games/things you can't get on PC?

I still have a windows machine too so I plan to do most of my gaming on that, if that helps.

May the 4th be with you from my better half

Tell us you can't read well enough to follow subtitles without admitting you can't read well enough to follow subtitles, Donnie.

Blasting the Reagan Youth album that came in the mail today followed by some Crass...it's an anarcho-punk kind of day.

Update, greenies worked, they are magical!! I am sold on these things.

Just went looking for the cat since I hadn't seen him in a while. Found him in the bed in the other room...he borrowed the one braincell all orange cats share to figure out how to tuck himself under the covers to sleep.

Robin: "MOOOOOMMMM...stop it and let me snooze plz"

I have some catnip flavored greenies coming tonight!

Just putting it in food - works if the pill isn't bitter at all, most of his don't work for this

Crushing it and putting it in a lil water and shooting it in his mouth - spits it right back out, possibly foams at the mouth

SEND HELP PLZ.

Things I have tried for getting my cat to take a fucking pill:

Manually sticking it in his mouth - ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK

Pill popper - works mayyyybe 25% of the time and then you have a very angy cat

Churu + crushed pill on top of paws - Not sure he will ever forgive me for this

Am same

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Me: feels stressed
Also me: deals with stress by buying a 6th cardigan from sleepy peach because I have an obsession. I got the one with horseshoes and cacti this time.

I already have all 3 Bauhaus ones, the ouijia, and the atomic noir. I may need a cardigan intervention.

The cat is now on Xanax which means he's officially on better anxiety drugs than I am, which seems unfair.

oh yeah and the cat went back to the ER...AGAIN. Regular vet tomorrow morning which thankfully should be less than $400 this time.