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Kyle Granger

@covenant643.bsky.social

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Latest posts by covenant643.bsky.social on Bluesky

Reporters gotta stop using Musk's algorithm as their assignment editor. This has gone on for years now.

16.02.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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if a gym dude’s doing this, DO NOT disturb him until after the chorus or he won’t achieve maximum fitness

16.02.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Variety’s list of TV performances is clearly just clickbait/ragebait to get people talking about Variety again (and yes, I recognize the irony of me pointing this out like this).

The list is hot garbage, so I’m giving them what they want.

16.02.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you more in the Hunter as an NFL WR camp or Hunter as an NFL CB camp?

16.02.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to watch Shedeur but I keep getting distracted by Travis Hunter being ridiculous

16.02.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 6

I’d be perfectly happy with Denver grabbing TreVeyon Henderson or Devin Neal.

To grab both? That would be INCREDIBLE.

16.02.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how that game might’ve gone if Cale Makar had played.

16.02.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AJ Brown is one of the best receivers of the decade and on pace for a strong HOF resume!

12.02.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Demaryius Thomas really missed out on this list by 379 yards 😭

12.02.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SEA vs. DEN (SB48)
DEN vs. CAR (SB50)

12.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sean McVay still not being 40 yet is insane to me

11.02.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute MAKARNAGE on that short-handed goal

08.02.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this had been the Islanders who scored the goal like that, they wouldn’t have called interference lmao.

29.01.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New rule: If you can't get six of the ten best quarterbacks not playing in the Super Bowl to play in the Pro Bowl, the event is automatically cancelled.

28.01.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The NHL’s national commentary teams are all awful. Always LOUDLY biased toward one team (and it’s never Colorado lmao).

25.01.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just appointed a completely unqualified guy with an atrocious track record of poor performance into one of the most powerful jobs in America, not to mention the Senate confirmed Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.

25.01.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
Brian Schottenheimer’s career Wikipedia summary, with my commentary
Washington QB coach (28th ranked offense)
Chargers QB coach (the only years of Drew Bree’s’ career where he didn’t look HOF level)
Jets OC (wasted the NFL’s best defenses with Mark Sanchez)
Rams OC (25th/25th/21st in offense)
Georgia OC (85th in offense, got Mark Richt fired
Colts QB coach (30th in offense)
Seahawks OC (didn’t Let Russ Cook)
Jags QB coach (32nd in offense, widespread dysfunction)

Brian Schottenheimer’s career Wikipedia summary, with my commentary Washington QB coach (28th ranked offense) Chargers QB coach (the only years of Drew Bree’s’ career where he didn’t look HOF level) Jets OC (wasted the NFL’s best defenses with Mark Sanchez) Rams OC (25th/25th/21st in offense) Georgia OC (85th in offense, got Mark Richt fired Colts QB coach (30th in offense) Seahawks OC (didn’t Let Russ Cook) Jags QB coach (32nd in offense, widespread dysfunction)

The Brian Schottenheimer Career Summary graphic is probably a bit unfair but because I feel like Brian Schottenheimer has personally made my life worse I am posting it anyway

25.01.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 590    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 50

Trading Mikko Rantanen is an awful idea.

25.01.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the opposite of β€œgo woke go broke”?

25.01.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

24.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 151267    πŸ” 19503    πŸ’¬ 4270    πŸ“Œ 1994

All media guys like this (especially commentators) are given media guides with phonetic pronunciations for all names. As such, there’s never a valid excuse to mispronounce a name more than once.

24.01.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely wouldn’t want Liam Coen as my coach after all of the lying and sneaking around and avoiding phone calls after agreeing to a deal. Lot of red flags from him in this process.

24.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a Broncos fan and you're rooting for the chiefs on Sunday, I am, on behalf of #BroncosCountry revoking your fan card until further notice.

Go Bills!

22.01.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

5 years of Netflix US profit: $15.1 Billion

5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M

5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M

In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax.

Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.

22.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3147    πŸ” 963    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 110

the Cowboys possibly hiring Brian Schottenheimer at HC is completely in line with every hire Jerry Jones has made since Jimmy Johnson except Bill Parcells

23.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

Pat Surtain II is the best defensive player in football

23.01.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOKE NECROMANCERS

23.01.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I immediately lose any and all respect for any media outlet that bends over backward to find a way to phrase it without accurately stating Musk, in fact, DID do a Nazi salute.

23.01.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pat Surtain II was named Defensive Player of the Year by the PFWA

23.01.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of American Christians are finally admitting that Jesus is too woke for them

22.01.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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