Cactus Gunman

No Man's Sky has somehow become the type of game where I load in with a straightforward and simple objective I've decided on myself and then spend roughly two hours of my life avoiding it at all costs, and I'm kind of happy with that.

The Tourettes tics haven't been so bad recently, so that's nice. Sometimes, it gets bad enough that it fucks up my neck.

The tech weirdoes behind this "AI" voice crap sure love to pat themselves on the back for basically having just reinvented YouTube Poop sentence mixing.

How is it like 86 degrees in October

If you are reading this, please play Wario Land 3. The exploration is pretty decent, and the way it uses its status effects as punishment for mistakes (instead of killing you) AS WELL AS puzzle solving mechanics is really unique and cool and fun.

There's gotta be a good way to waste so much time and money from corporate marketing departments that they decide tracking your purchases is no longer worth it.

Feels like Minnesota should be colder by now

If the government is shut down, it means they can't stop you from emailing Strong Bad. Go go go go

I have no idea if this exchange was meant to be a symbolic choice regarding how people treat their own mortality or just a weird space thing, but either way he seemed disappointed by my ability to hug, so I gotta get better at that somehow.

This guy seems on the level

This is normal and expected, especially if they're the sort to do it while holding a toy in their mouth so they sound like they're dying.

Ok, so the GM (pronounced Jim) is the mass produced version of the Gundam, and the 1080 Special is the mass produced version of Temjin, basically making it the TemGM. This was the joke, and nobody laughed. I am still mad.

Behold, my son

Please just appreciate how Vanillaware depicts food for a while

So, is Musk obsessed with naming things X because it kinda resembles a swastika? Like, that would be super cringe, but speaking as somebody who is super cringe, I can at least confirm that the reasoning checks out.

I made the mistake of having an idea one of my friends actually wants to do and now may be on the hook for months worth of research for the sake of a single cheap joke.

That's right, losers. I actually DO drive a forklift sometimes. Get on my level.

I suppose the warehouse job could be worse. I could be working at Home Depot again.

It's so weird how sometimes peoples' faces look different to me, despite them not having changed at all.

At the risk of my sense of humor being misconstrued, I will say this: at least tell me I'm cute before you talk to me like that :p

I'm not really sure I'm capable of properly explaining my feelings on this over social media, but the short version is money is, to me, an effort to boil down the value of things and people to a numerical value, and it is actively making us worse people.

Trust me, I understand

I may have missed my calling as the medieval court jester that means well but ultimately still got the guillotine due to a single uncomfortable mistake.

Not gonna lie, I think you should be more excited about turning them down.

Is the Bluesky EULA a type of social contract?

The worst part is that I think I could be pretty good at financial stuff if I focused on it, but the idea of doing so disgusts me at a fundamental level and I'm kind of uncomfortable knowing this about myself.

I never consented to the economy and personally find the concept of money distasteful and insulting at best. I only have some because I need it.

I once heard a clip of David Lynch say something to the effect of, "You have an idea, and you make it the way the idea wants to be." When I hear people whining about how game characters are getting uglier or too gay or whatever, this always comes back to me. Maybe somebody just had an idea.

Have we tried this yet

These Lamb x Narinder comic dubs the YouTube algorithm keeps sending me are really doing it for me right now, not gonna lie. Adorable.