David Varney

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You better have connections, at least...

Is your Void available for next year's TPUSA halftime show?

Asking for an extremely bland friend.

I watched Wolf of Wall Street last night to remind me what we're really up against.

Quick edit, duh.

Is Boebert busy?

Admiral Cartwright being sent in to investigate the murder of Chancellor Gorkon.

Jacket by OshKosh B'gosh.

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(Must not make literal whip joke...)

"Hope he enjoys"

Duh. I shouldn't type angry.🤨

Hope enjoys his award.

And award an extra $10 million to E. Jean Carroll?

Are these the same standards for selling computer chips to Romulans?

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Begrudgingly clicks little heart...

I've been living in LA for 2 decades. I've seen countless police chases end peacefully for actual suspects doing far worse.

I'm also Military Police veteran. The complete lack of Levels of Force training is unforgivable.

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🎶I've seen the future Brother. It is murder.🎶

The oil money is going to bail out Putin, isn’t it?

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Well said.

It's like ACORN and Pizzagate roled into one.

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Taxing them to the point of fleeing seems like a viable strategy to me. It seems more humane than going the Bane route…

Watch for falling objects.

We need something to pick up the Jake Paul slack now.

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Surrounded by sycophants. Bolstered by a checked out legislative branch, a stacked judiciary at the highest level, a military illegally wielding deadly force almost daily and a the highest rated news network running cover through years of scandal.

Yet still paranoid.

Hitting up him for dough was a perfectly acceptable last straw.

I would say "we have ways of making you talk", but that doesn't really seem like the issue.

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What we're actually thinking, but still get the vibe...

They treated many victims from Simon Phoenix's terrorist attacks.

Working 3rd shift I generally miss out on these things in the moment. That being said, unless Frank Drebin shows up to beat up everyone in the room, it’s just another disgrace to throw on the pile.

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(Clears throat, from the back row….)

ASSHOLE!