James Olvera

Therapist: So, when did your anxiety start?
Me:

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

I might, if I happen to see them on my way back to the freezer section for free samples.

As a reminder to folks why the US is involved in helping Ukraine it was because thats what we agreed to "if" Russia did exactly what its doing now

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

Where’s the lie?
#blacksky

Based on the Chicago Cubs baseball schedule, 40 years ago today (1985), Ferris Bueller took a day off. #80s #80smovie #ChicagoCubs #SaveFerris

Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth

Jacket & shoe game always on point!

Here’s a list of President Biden’s many accomplishments. Thank you Joe. 💙🙏

Funny how Joe Biden has been diagnosed with cancer but I haven’t heard a dementia diagnosis yet.

@cheatsy.bsky.social

😂🤣😂

Happy Cinco de Mayo🪅🎉🪇

It's Tidal for me

The follow-up should've been "Why is it that as president of the United States, nobody has briefed you on an assassination attempt against a sitting governor?"

But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

MADtv predicted 2025 and it’s hilariously and frighteningly accurate af 😭

One of the greatest interviews of all time.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS SONG! She snapped while rockin' her Christina Crawford hairdo, too!🤭🔥

trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"

democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*

Right! That score was a damn fourth lead in the cast!

Gen X thoughts: I wonder if all of the right wing fanatics who fetishize the 1984 movie Red Dawn realize that they’re now on the side of the dudes who parachuted into the schoolyard and slaughtered the community instead of, ya know, Patrick Swayze and the Wolverines 🤷‍♀️

Eleanor Roosevelt told them to take their membership & shove it... this is how you ally.....

Clay County detective terminated for meme post that violated department’s policies A Clay County Sheriff’s Office detective has been terminated over a social media post on Feb. 7, 2025.

I hope they drag the sh** out of him on social media, since the article gave his name. www.kshb.com/news/local-n...

GOP just accomplished a coup and the Democrats are still talking about bipartisanship.

"Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. "If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights.' "We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. "And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."

I've been screaming this for years.