Christopher Haake

I have updated my Special Olympics Missouri #PolarPlunge page to make it more....me. Please enjoy, but more importantly, PLEASE DONATE! 🧊💥👊👇

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Since I'm done doing dumb things that are unhealthy, I've decided to do dumb things for charity instead! See the link below and help out @SpecialOlympicsMissouri as I dive into freezing cold water this Saturday! 🧊👊👇
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Of course I picked the coldest morning in KC to pick up the @WebForceKC plates! #OnwardAndUpward 💥👊

Calling in random air strikes on a Monday afternoon….

Who the hell is ‘Bucky’?

#MickeysSurplus in KCK is a gentlemen’s gem. 💎🫵

Feet on the ground. Back in the real world for the first time in too many years.

Terra firma. #WebForceKC

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'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅

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Jackson Dart missed true greatness by not changing his middle to Poisonous, Lethal, or Blow. Totally blown opportunity that fans are taking note of.

I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager.

Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯

#PissPoorPicnic

A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.

I watch it every Friday afternoon at 1 in my office. Makes me feel less weird.

Bowling for Dollars 2025

I could have been America’s favorite game show host.

Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊

Godzilla Vs. America: Kansas City by Buster Moody, Freddie E. Williams II, Kyle Strahm, Baldemar Rivas, Jake Smith: 9798887244365 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books Godzilla heads to the heartland with Kansas City in its sights in four comic tales full of action and excitement! Calling it “Kansas City” wasn’t enough to throw Godzilla off the trail—the...

Oh yeah. #KCMO www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/811957...

I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!

Via #Sora. Inspired by 80-90s era Ray Adams. Shoutout to @junglelawgroup for keeping it weird.

On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘

@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️

We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘

The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
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Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵‍💫🛜

Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘

YouTube video by Igorrr - Topic Daemoni

This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
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What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊

All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them

Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC!
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
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A Look Back At Some Of The Weird Liquor Laws in Kansas - Grand Liquors - Mission, KS You wouldn't know it today, but the state of Kansas has had some odd liquor laws over the years. This week, Grand Liquor in Mission, KS, takes a look at them!

A fun trip down "memory lane" for a new client. Those darn Kansas laws made having an adult beverage on a Sunday at KU required planning. 👇🍺🥃🍷
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It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵🪏

Atlas9: Enter The Reel World Immerse yourself in a museum where movie scenes come to life. Explore dynamic installations, interact with performers, and uncover a mysterious narrative.

And the website design of the year award in the Greater Kansas City area goes to....@Atlas9!
Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘
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