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a close crop of the retail label for "I can't believe it's not Butter" margarine, hastily modified to read "I can't believe it's still Baseball"

I kind of hoped that the game would end before I could finish this, so I wouldn't have to post it. No such luck.

it is the 4738th inning

vladimir guerrero the third comes in as a defensive replacement for his father

the pitcher signals for another intentional walk to shohei ohtani

This baseball game is ruining my life now but I refuse to look away

since this game began two more conservative MLAs have left their caucus

darth vader holding a red light saber in a dark room ALT: darth vader holding a red light saber in a dark room

pitching to ohtani

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Thought hubby was doing me a favour by finding me a stream of Game 3 on Twitch...

Seven innings later I'm starting to think it was less of a favour and more of a curse.

Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

waiting for godot is actually a play about how daulton varsho catches balls at the warning track for 17 hours

ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! From the Air ‘Indefinitely’ The decision follows conservative backlash to a comment the late-night host made about Charlie Kirk.

I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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love you all 🤍
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Apparently the smoke this morning was actually volcanic ash that got kicked up from the Mt. Saint Helen's eruption in the 80s. Mum even said they had ash on the car. Explains why the sun looked so weird. Super neat!

Bedroom tip: try incorporating ancient rites and chants, to spice things up

i really should try picking my guitar up again

Warm toned photo of a shorthaired ginger tabby stretched peacefully on a carpeted floor in the sunbeams from a nearby window.

Sunbeam enjoyer. ⛅️ Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.

At the very left of the image is Illidan holding his warglaives, with his demonic wings spread wide. In the background of the image is an ominous dark green sky with lightning adding to the fierceness of Illidan, as his tattoos and eyes glow a bright green. To the very left of Illidan is the World of Warcraft Legion logo, with the text Remix slapped on top. Below the logo is text that reads, October 7. Below the logo and Illidan are 6 separate images, all separated by rectangles with bright green borders. Each square showcases the features in Legion Remix. The left side, from top to bottom, shows off Artifact Weapons, Timeworn Keystone Dungeons, and Heroic World Tier. While on the right side, it shows off Class Order Halls, Time Warp Obelisks, and Bronze Cosmetic Currency.

Legion Remix drops October 7th!

🏰 Relive Order Halls
⚔️ Wield Artifact Weapons
👿 Show the Legion they’re not prepared

oh my fucking god

The sun is a Bad colour today, yeesh

Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men." Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers." Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant." Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

Rainbow chalk on a large black bulletin board: SOME STRANGER SOMEWHERE REMEMBERS YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE WEIRD TO THEM

She's a 10, but she's also just a physical manifestation of your mortal sins come to remind you of your lack of morality.

Hugh Jackman in the first X-Men movie shirtless. He is fit and muscled but not freakishly sculpted like an action figure.

Hugh Jackman in one of the later X-Men movies. He is chiseled dehydrated and a mess, but hey! he looks like a plastic action figure

A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”

i thought this was really brave of kotaku

Sometimes memes hit harder than therapy

If you could only add one ingredient to buttered noodles, what would it be? I saw this question on fb and sorry if it's been asked before but it really surprised me how many different answers people had. Like, fat +...

old.reddit.com/r/Cooking/co...

A massive 2,000 post thread of suggestions of stuff to add to buttered noodles

I'm beginning to think eating nothing but Chinese food for an entire day and a half may have been a mistake. A very tasty mistake.

#noregrets #maybeoneregret

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Donate to Help Disabled Colton Stay Homed after Mom’s Death, organized by Colton Brown Hello, my name is Colton Brown from Marshalltown, Iowa, though some of … Colton Brown needs your support for Help Disabled Colton Stay Homed after Mom’s Death

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