diet dr. kelp

excited for my first cavs game tonight!!

wxmx mixer attendance after that post 📈📈📈📈

screen shot of an instagram story from wxmxcleveland. The photo is of a midwest style bar, vintage light up alcohol signs. there are people sitting at tables. i am the person to the right, open mouth laughing. the overall color scheme is warm, brown, neutrals. the caption is “@nice_leigh_done_photography captured our recent mixer perfectly”

if you saw a picture of me on a sapphic mixer page would you want to start attending ??

when i was walking out of the bar with my friend and the other people i met at the mixer last night i heard the bartender go “they were all sweethearts” and we did it joe, we got a good grade in being a customer 🥹

U.S. Supreme Court rejects utility fee case, saving Ohioans $400 million The Supreme Court declined to hear the case, forcing utilities to stop charging the transmission fee and issue refunds to some customers for payments dating back to 2022.

Ohioans are about to save $400 million on future utility bills — and some could even get refunds — after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a case over a fee that utilities collect to cover transmission costs.

black and white photo of marilyn monroe in some like it hot. her dress is mostly see through. she’s looking backwards over her shoulder at the camera.

remember the early 2000s brain rotted skinny culture that was like “if you’re a size 12 don’t worry because marilyn monroe was plus sized too!”

he’s the one i posted a text on CF “sorry i haven’t spoke to you since last year, all my friends said i shouldn’t” and i just ignored him because satan be gone 🙅🏼‍♀️

i’m close to 2 full years of not getting kicked off my ex’s netflix account (either by netflix or by him)

if you miss having panic attacks just watch Shiva Baby

Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?

A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die

not really but i am a little salty

charli xcx having new music to stream while i’m boycotting spotify is actually torture

to the person who’s car my car door hit because it was really windy in the southridge Marshall’s parking lot while someone was sitting in it: i still think about it once a week and thank you for not yelling at me

Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead

i just finally saw what the bear cup looks like from starbucks the iver consumerism is eating people’s brains because that’s
1) gonna be hard to clean
2) really not that exciting

in a recent hyperfixation, i decided to use my ancestry account i’ve had for two years. my english ancestors all lived in Yorkshire and the street next to mine is Yorkshire 👀👀👀 the genes yearn for Yorkshire.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

photo of a mouse dress up as glinda the good witch that says “no more girlbossing just girlresting, girlsleeping, girllayingdown, etc”

worked 2 extra days last month, stayed over at work late last night, picked up sunday as an extra day, i’m so tired 😭

i’ve never had them roasted, i’ll have to try it! this is my first effort at cooking with chickpeas.

my weight loss doctor wanted me to eat more chickpeas so hopefully this chana masala makes me soooo skinny

it’s so hot in my apartment that my kit kat melted just sitting on my coffee table 🙂

everyone at work loved my baked apples that i made without a recipe ☺️

[August 16th, 1980] Queen performed at the Charleston Civic Center in Charleston, West Virginia, as part of their "The Game" tour

do any other hot women want to run breathlessly around the haunted castle with me, our sheer white chemises showing the outline of our bodies in the moonlight

and i said “i definitely thought it was weird when the boom came out. and i think other people did too” and she was like “well i guess i was just so young when i read it” meanwhile she’s a year younger than me like… girl 😭

my coworker brought up breaking dawn today and we were talking about jacob imprinting on a baby. i said “yeah, that’s literally grooming, he’s there from the moment she’s born” and my coworker was like “omg how did we never realize that??”

if you can get ready to go out without your bathroom and bedroom looking like a few bombs have exploded in them please teach me your ways

hope over fear.

screen shot of 2016 West Virginia Democratic Primary Results. May 10, 2016. Bernie Sanders: 51.41% popular vote: 124,000 Hillary Clinton: 35.84% popular vote: 86,914.

let me educate you that progressive candidates do extraordinarily well in places like WV.