ghostmeow

I think my mom is trying to retcon my gender again

got a work email about attracting capital investment that includes the word praxis. so now the capitalists are taking our pretentious jargon??

combing over my beloved scalp scabs

oh nooooo hahaha

at least we have grapefruit hi-chew

doctors keep telling me I have "interesting anatomy" and it's like wow, thanks for the free band name

mugs are perfect for every beverage

degrowth by getting rid of all drinkware besides mugs

neurotic is the new normal

ok deleting this app and going back to texting my stupid brain thoughts to the app instead, bye

volatility in barometric pressure can suck my ass

the driveway to driveway riff, share if you agree

the "Thank you!" is too much lmao

The absolute accuracy of this.

there's this trend of advertising winter clothes on amazon as if you're going to burn to death wearing them

there's a QR code on the back that I won't be scanning, maybe it's a better help discount link

Fortune cookie fortune: Seek professional help when needed for your mental health.

what is this fortune lmao

praying to god that the next mitski album is good

once again feel the need to say this is real

"ryan adams diss track" is funny but seems like a fucked up thing to say

phoebe bridgers ryan adams song playing at the airport

any time I spend more than a day with my coworkers I want to quit my job is that good

lmao I lived bitch!

thought I was done but I'm going full completionist mode. too close not to

I can only fall asleep from 9am-8pm and 1am-5am but society won't accept that

The unfiltered true story...
MELANIA
rated PG

this is such a good idea ty

I don't know but my hair feels like shit lol

grumpy but in an absurdist way