ghostmeow

nightmare blunt rotation and it's a picture of my own brain

that and a heavy dose of gertrude stein should clear things up

like I'm trying to anticipate my health going to shit on account of being born inside out but I was not mentally prepared for my college roommate to get cancer and die in the span of 3 months

one part of being middle aged that I wasn't prepared for is otherwise healthy peers dying from cancer. it's bad imo.

What a good baby

just as I suspected, travis calsey has a dick. very interesting

I mean who among us

you're hot imo

The sense I get is that she has flipped out enough that he's still jumpy around her after all these years but it hasn't gotten physical (he shows his face and it's intact)

YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO Leonard Cohen - Avalanche (Official Audio)

"Avalanche" by Leonard Cohen happened to be on the radio while I watched this video and now I'm convinced its lyrics are constantly playing in Cindy's head.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f0A...

I've been thinking about how much love and fear he carries for this animal. Cindy has been living with him (and his mom I think) for decades.

Micromanaging my self-microaggressions.

Thinking about Cindy again

Just picked up ingredients for this today!

this has always been my take on halloween display name/avi changes

car judgement calvin

it would be a massive hassle but it's still on the table if I can't chill about it

If you aren't getting zoinked and watching scary videos about biocomputing are you even living

a big haul of toothpaste, deodorant, etc from walgreens. I stocked up on stuff bc I had the coupon smh

forgot to use a coupon that would've saved me $25 and I fear that may ruin my night

expressing my mind's anal glands

Meet Bartleby, the "Zoomer Boomer" disrupting the managerial space -- from his goon station

another good reason to boof hi-chew

I know what you're thinking, that sounds like something someone experiencing psychosis would do and say. probably true but in this case it seems legit and I think about it all the time

there's a woman in australia who cured her bipolar with fecal transplants from her husband btw

I used to recite the names of dinosaurs in a specific order as a little kid but after I tried to kms with a bottle of tylenol I was no longer concerned with dinosaurs. if anything tylenol made me less autistic and I didn't even die

Hello darkness you dumb bitch

I've been eyeing those phones for years but just got a new normal phone because I'm a coward

idk for sure what's going on but I scheduled my walgreens appointment and had to check a box that I had a qualifying condition but my husband scheduled his a few hours later and there was nothing about qualifying conditions on the form

Obi Wan Jabroni