Bitsy Von Muffling

Yeah seems unfair!

Yes that's the prevailing wisdom although they're also saying the energy requirements for the mother to carry on hosting probably play a part too Oh and because we've evolved to walk upright there's been an impact on pelvis size/shape too.

And rename Team GB to Team Piss Islands

Walking in heels with an umbrella turning inside out and getting a face full of rain and not actually crying - gold medal for sure.

Omg the other night my tyre pressure light came in when I was driving home. I had an early start the next day so had to check all my tyres that night. In the dark. And torrential rain. Was on the verge of tears when I couldnt get the bastard caps off the valves.

A Biologist Explains Why Human Babies Are Born So Helpless. Hint: Evolution Made A Strategic Tradeoff Human newborns arrive remarkably underdeveloped. The reason lies in a deep evolutionary trade-off between big brains, bipedalism and the limits of motherhood.

I thought this was really interesting.
www.forbes.com/sites/scottt...

Imagine if the winter Olympics wasn't snow and ice based sports but just miserable tests of endurance in driving rain. Team GB would absolutely top the medals table.

It's good how we're all different and like a variety of things and it would be boring if we were all into the same stuff.

That said, I can't believe some of you have such terrible taste and I think it should be illegal.

My taste is impeccable of course.

VAR has become a bulletproof cloak that PGMOL have wrapped themselves in.

We wanted VAR because PGMOL are dogshit. Predictable, giving shit people a new tool produces shit results.

PGMOL implemented it in the most dogshit way. VAR took the flak, not them.

I like Rob Beckett but this trend of the families of comedians being inflicted on us is cringy. I don't give AF about Jack Whitehall's dad or Romesh's mum either. Same as with all those McFly wives. And Rosie frigging Ramsay (although tbf she's funnier than her husband so 🤷‍♀️).

Kit cat with bite marks through 3 fingers

Straight up don’t give a shit anymore

Damn those instinctive responses!

Blimey. No good deed eh.

Oh we'd riot, yes?

Definitely!

Yeah I'm fully Slot in after reading.

Oh my god!!! That's so cute.

Oh wow that's better than the plastic ones isn't it?

Bought the cat a "recovery onesie" for after his operation. He's gonna hate me so much but I think he'd sooner than than a cone?

I had absolutely no idea.

Those "it's ok not to have a show home. Living like this is normal!" posts on Instagram have GOT to be rage bait, surely?

Like, there is an in-between? You don't have to be Mrs Hinch or living in squalor? And I say that as someone with fairly low standards.

Just read it and fully agree

I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would

I think The Last Leg suffers from being on a Friday night cos we're all bored/exhausted by the news by then and just want to see funny or cool stuff rather than the news being rehashed?

BRING BACK THE WORD.

Genuinely don't know who was most embarrassed. At least I was wearing opaque tights.

Omg! Omg! OH MY GOD!!!!

Ordered a dress from H&M. Surprisingly - seeing as I'm a short arse - it's far too short so sending it back.

Reminded me of when I wondered whether a dress was too short for work and then wore it anyway. Colleague said "oooh lovely top" then did 🙊as she realised. So yes it apparently was too short.

Wanna join my jewel heist gang?

Especially in an "upmarket area". The massive tit.