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Garfield Kart

yeah i think that's pretty much where i'm at too. it's probably funny for the people who care...

but i'm definitely not the target demographic of "people there to experience 67" so it feels like weird zoomer shit

You have a point though that there's connections there that work, although then there's also random shit like 🅱️

But also idk, why is deep fried funny? why does the e randomness become funny? is it really that different..

tbh i did not actually learn this was markiplier until literally when i posted that, because I grabbed it from KYM.

the "E" meme

idk i remember when this one was everywhere. humanity loves memes that make no fucking sense. 67 is (I think? idk i'm ancient) just another in an endless list of "why is it funny? because it defies understanding" memes

I don't love being on the side of "the insane AI things" but... why the heck does Figma have a trademark for "Dev Mode"???

"vCore-based Azure Cosmos DB for MongoDB, built on PostgreSQL"

Props to MS for open sourcing some pretty decent tech, but dear Microsoft: Please stop poaching AWS employees before your product names get even more insane.

second pass response
the "other shit" encompasses things like "fancy cache validation", "pull vs push style distribution", "perma-storing", "image modification", "DNS", "RPaaS-style CDNing" etc.
none of that's really necessary if the core premise of "we DN ur C" works, but it's nice

lots of spots
pretty fast
maybe some other shit

It'll depend a lot on your ecosystem, but

For personal use, I think something like www.onedayglass.com/products/cus... be a reasonable glass pane for most home projects.

For industrial use, you may need to upgrade to something like www.onedayglass.com/products/fir...

hi

Social media says there’s an epidemic of ice pirates at the Tucson airport

pasteurizedbathwater.com

I blame South Korea's monarchy.

So we have skeets and knots?! Finally, I’ve found my perfect social media.

Oh cool so I’m not THAT out of date.

Do we even still call them skeets I’ve been afk for like a month

Should we start calling skeets Xkeets in solidarity with our inviteless friends still trapped on bird and/or letter site?

Even as “not a normie” by basically every measure, mastodon culture was kinda 😅😅😅😅

Cropped screenshot of Outlook for iOS showing an inbox with 344 unread emails

This keeps up imma start LEGITIMATELY reading through my work inbox for FUN.

Twitter’s dead. Reddit (via Apollo)’s dead. I’m literally down to reading Google Chrome’s Discover articles to keep myself occupied today. 🫠

skeet skeet

facts

Now THIS is verification. Incredibly simple powerful concept. There are confusion issues for sure that benefit from a human moderator, but it unlocks it significantly to the whole audience.

same but mine keeps convincing me to do things besides do cool blooskoooy shit

holy skeet already

AOC’s skeet on CNN

NEW: The pediatrics group suing to ban the abortion drug mifepristone has suffered a major breach. WIRED is reviewing 10K leaked files. The group promotes junk science & anti-trans views and has been labeled a hate group.

https://www.wired.com/story/american-college-pediatricians-google-drive-leak/

meow

i see a furry on bluesky. i hit the follow button. no i will not "curate" a timeline

This is truly what Mastodon, et al don't seem to get.

For most people, the tech comes after the experience. And Mastodon's heavy UI around “your server IS your community, and other servers are 2nd class citizens” is a shit experience.

Here's hoping that federated Bluesky doesn't fuck it up.