Taylor Madd

The green metallic shaft of a walking cane is shown, with a small sticker of a yellow frog sitting on a blue-greenish lily pad, and a second sticker of a red flower with a small mouse sitting atop it.

New cane, with new friends courtesy of @doodlemancy.com's Etsy!

I am now significantly better at fact checking before I share something or at least giving a caveat that I haven't but.... Still a work in progress, especially when rage bait comes into play. 😅

Every. Single. Class. All the ones I can remember and probably the ones I can't.

A screenshot of a Community post from Jessie Gender. “Gotta laugh to keep from being pissed - my Bluesky account got suspended - presumably because I did a post saying "I also wish ill to JK Rowling" in response to and solidarity with another trans person getting her account suspended for saying the same. So that's the state of things on Bluesky nowadays. It's ok though, JK Rowling can still actively use her money to harm trans people and also get a multibillion dollar tv series, don't worry!” Below her text is a partial screencap from BlueSky moderation which reads: Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@jessiegender.bsky.social) has engaged in activity that violates our community guidelines for violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: • Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. • Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide. • Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. In addition, users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect.

Oh, good…

Nice to see how the “new” Bluesky Moderation is being handled.

I wish for anyone what they wish for immigrants and trans ppl and disabled ppl.

Some ppl out there just want all these groups to die. 🙂

Did Riker write this alt text?

Wait it like cancels out all pain for you? Goddamn I'm jealous that it works that well. 😅 Post surgical opioids for me are like well, the pain is at a manageable level and now I'm gonna go to sleep.

Oh I'd bet more than that that they couldn't handle an hour. One call, even. Easily winnable bet lmao

Two people with short hair and glasses grinning and leaning together for a selfie

Nine years ago this nerd single handedly cracked me out of comphet AND monogamy by saying something along the lines of "hey I maybe kinda have feelings for you"
Happy anniversary, @juniperthefatty.bsky.social !!! I love you so much!

do we really need 4 dipshits cosplaying as soldiers to chase down this one skinny sandwich-wielding twink?

And I'm so hype to play with the Umbrella Parade pagessssss 🥰

The day it was supposed to be delivered my mail carrier apparently just marked that it was without actually delivering it. But I finally have my @doodlemancy.com package!!!! I'm not gonna lie there were a few stickers that I was kind of hoping for in my mystery pack and I GOT 2 OF EM.

Wooooooo I get @doodlemancy.com mail today!!

JA'AM'S GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE

It's so cool your hand works immediately after the release, that makes me feel better about the possibility of cubital tunnel release in my future. (Def not for certain, I'll have to see how things go.)

That is some major bullshit. My surgery team told me that you have to fast for 6 hours. So like.... You should have been able to eat a big ol breakfast at like 7 or so. I hope you get so much good food after surgery.

I am a chronic sleepyhead who is chronically ill. I don't DO insomnia. Except on rare occasions. Like tonight I guess.

And just laying in bed with my eyes closed but still being wide awake is BORING. Just... Not boring me to sleep. Unforch. 😭😭😭

A photo of Paul Mescal and Pedro Pascal in casual white suits, with the caption: They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family.

I want to sleep. This is dumb. 😭

Packages come down the coast and go to Georgia before they come to us *all the time*

At dinner, one table over, an 8 year old declares: “Gender is just a scale invented by the restroom companies so places have to buy at least two”.

It’s one of the most succinct explanations while sounding like a meme and it’s from a literal child.

I got stickerssss! I followed you when you were recovering from carpal release and I am now recovering from the same. 💚 Hopefully cubital healing goes smoothly.

No the truth is that I very much did sign up for this and all emotionally devastating moments in @malevolent.ca Harlan is fucking incredible. 💚💚💚

EXCUSE ME @thelirivalley.bsky.social @malevolent.ca I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING CLIFFHANGER, BRO

Hey. You there, seeing me on your feed. Listen to Malevolent. Do it. No questions. Just do it. You know you want to.

i will always side with sex workers and smut creators and you should too. kill the puritanical pearl-clutching brainworm raising a stink about respectability and optics. it is a backdoor fascists will use to sneak their way into your sympathies. porn is good, sex is normal, kink is human. grow up.

ANDRE THE GIANT "I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."

4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

Hail Satan.

Carpal tunnel release time wheeee