Courtney Azar

I can’t wait to get my copy! @crobertcargill.bsky.social wrote another incredible story set in the world of Sea of Rust and Day Zero! You can preorder your limited edition here!

Happy to be the reason you’re laughing! Life is short! Enjoy every minute!

That really sucks and I’m sorry that’s happening. Have a sad as long as you need. But remember: “just like grandma’s meatloaf, this too shall pass.”

Guinness - a fine replacement for water and food. Chewing is encouraged!

It’s not green, but cheers to you from afar, friend! 🍀🌈🍯

Cookies, shamrock glasses, green frosting and a St. Patrick’s Day inspired decorated cookie on my counter.

The box trap I clearly (not actually) set for the Leprechaun so my daughter would attend class. Sorry for the sad brand. I just needed a box.

If you didn’t have to spend your morning in the Principal’s office, surrounded by professional adults trained in child psychology, explaining how exactly you kidnapped a Leprechaun so your kid’s evening milk can be green and she’ll finally go to 1st grade… then you are certainly winning.

My two dogs clamor for my attention as one kisses me on the face.

It seems I haven’t been paying enough attention to my dogs 😅

As a Minnesotan that just shoveled about a foot of snow: send pictures 😅. We need to believe spring is real! 🌴🌼☀️

These pictures made me go full Minnesotan and say: “oh fer cute!”

You Can't Spell Hero Without Her by Coffey Anderson on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:57

It may seem silly… I’m not even a huge fan of country music. But it’s nice to finally have a song written about my service.

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Such a good show! I miss that crew!

You had me at tequila… but I want to live 🤣

Oooooh! Sounds like like you might be making salsa this year…?

Yeah… false spring was far too nice. Let’s have real spring now please!

That’s also fair. I feel like I did that all last year though. And two of my neighbors needed help. So, might as well I guess.

We got a little bit of weather last night in MinneSNOWta! If you can, remember to clear fire hydrants for the FD. Postal workers would appreciate having access to your mailbox too. Then stretch and ice your back! 🥵 Is it hot out here? Just me?

May you live 100 years and never be sent home a Chromebook from your kids’ school. 🫠 Snow days were fun once.

Jealous! I know you’ll enjoy it for all of us.

Just chillin’

YouTube video by Walk This Way Cinema Jeux d'enfants

You should really drop everything and watch this movie. I saw it first back in 2007 or 2008 and it’s still with me to this day. I regularly think about it. It’s the most beautifully destructive thing I’ve ever seen and I love it!

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How is it possible that she’s already bigger?!

If you’ve ever wondered how much of a geek I am, here’s a letter I sent to my family from Basic Training in the Army back in 2005. It even has the “send Kleenex” quote from Daniel Jackson. What a geeky human!

An empty tape dispenser sits, warning of the ill adventures one of my children has left me to find.

It’s the most terrifying thing you can find as a parent. I’m going to need more coffee.

😲 How?!?! Also, now that you know it’s there, will it become a regular haunt?

@romeo1970.bsky.social and @johnmaddening.bsky.social come on those are the best parts! It’s all about the drama. I love the music choices!

I feel like this is well known… especially with the Swedish meatballs!

This is what I’m saying! Thank you, friend!

As one of the newly minted states to legalize marijuana: can we get a Master Class from Harrison Ford and Kevin Smith about all this? Am I doing this right?

So cool to see the accolades coming in for this incredible film! I was terrified and in love with the whole experience! Now to look up how to clean red wine out of the carpet 😱🍷🌊😅

#GirlRUN!!!